Well spank my ass and call me sally

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.

Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"

by DougieT May 30, 2006

Sally

The prettiest most perfect girl you will ever meet. You might melt because she is hot af. She is the prettiest and most amazing person. Don’t lose her or you will be sad for the rest of your life. XOXO <3

Your girlfriend sucks compared to my Sally.

by Sallyiscute August 22, 2021

The Harry/Sally Rule

Men And Women Can Never Truly Be Friends Because The Sex Part Always Gets In The Way.

Girl: "You are my best friend!"
Guy: "I'm not your friend"
Girl: "What?!?!?"
Guy: "I want to sleep with you"
Girl: "I don't want to ruin what we have"
Guy: "Ok - I guess The Harry/Sally Rule is true so I am officially not your friend anymore. Can we sleep together now?"

by bobandbill April 25, 2011

small chilly pepper

It basically refers to a small penis in Korea. When Jimin was talking about his parent's dream, his parents had mentioned seeing a small chilly pepper hanging from a tree.

Jungkook: " Hey guys I saw Jimin's penis when we had to take a shower, he has a small chilly pepper. "
Jimin: * bursts out laughing *

by WhereJiminsJamsWent June 8, 2017

Small Talk

Useless and unnecessary conversation attempted to fill the silence in an awkward situation. Commonly backfires into feelings of loneliness and social discomfort. Usually is intiated by comments regarding the current weather, weather pattern of the past/future few days or major weather disturbances in the recent past.

Gas Man: Nice weather, if you're a duck.
Noid: uh, You over pumped.
Gas Man: So I did, I'll only charge you what you asked for.
C: Your small talk just cost you $1.37.
Noid: Drive On

by foug January 11, 2005

sally the seed sower

the art of a female pursuing a male interest through a mannerism of subtlety "planting the seeds" thereby attaining the affection of the desired male.

this happens when the the role of 'gary groundwork' is reversed.

Mary spent the entire night trying to impress John and although to begin with John was distant, her persistence drew him towards her as he soon fell into her trap.
Mary put her sally the seed sower skills to the test and was rewarded.

groundwork
gary groundwork

by b_evans2.0 March 19, 2013

Small-browsing

Small-browsing is a method of "stealthy" web browsing for when incognito mode just doesn't get you off. Small-browsers drag the corners of the open web page inwards, creating an air-tight, sealed window for the discreet viewing of pornographic or otherwise nsfw material, typically in a public setting. While the majority of small-browsers small-browse in classrooms, they have also been known to participate in small-browsing within libraries during lunch or their personal time. Please note that small-browsing should never occur in private, and should always be done without shame.

Tim: Hey, is that kid looking at porn?

Joe: Most likely. Would you look at the size of his window? He's totally small-browsing.

Tim: Golly, Joe! You sure are observant! Jeepers, no shame at all!

Joe: No shame, no pain. That's the motto.

by Scales November 12, 2013