Sportscenter

A daily block of mini sports soap operas packed into one hour. Programs listed in order and the length of the episodes vary:

Yankee Country
Manny Knows Best
The Favre Saga
The Misadventures of T.O.
Lebrontourage
The Red Sox Chronicles (or sometimes a rerun of Yankee Country)

repeat the cycle until 2PM EST.

And check this, they leave women doing the morning shift.

ESPN anchor: And still to come, we take a trip to Ben Roethlisberger's natural habitat at the Pittsburgh Zoo. Later, a rapper comes on stage! What the fuck does this have to do with sports? Who knows?! Don't tell us how to do our business, bitch! It's nawmally good!
Viewer: Man, even Sportscenter could use an offseason.

by Smart American Male April 29, 2009

Salute your shorts

The best show ever on Nickelodeon!

Salute your shorts theme-

We run, we jump, we swim and play
We row and go on trips
But the thing that lasts forever
Are our dear friendships
Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts
and when we think about you
it makes me want to fart!
It's I hope we never part
Now get it right or pay the price
Now we will share a lifetime of the fondest memories
by the Lake of Anawanna,set in the old pine trees
Camp Anawanna we hold you in our hearts
but when we think about you,this thing it came apart!
Think Ana-wanna-wanna!
Speak Ana-wanna-wanna!
Live Ana-wanna-wanna! Ugh!!!

by BarbaraFay August 15, 2006

SPORTS DICK

WHEN YOUR DICK GETS REALLY SMALL DURING AND AFTER STRENOUS EXCERCISE

MAN I JUST BACK FROM THE GYM AND I GOT A BAD CASE OF SPORTS DICK

by CONEHOUSE January 7, 2010

Sports Book Supervisor

Occupation in legalized bookmaking which oversees the ticket writers and admin personnel, typically in a casino race and sports book setting. Responsibilities include working with the gaming commission, creating/moving lines, accepting/refusing big bets, getting celebrities into nightclubs and listening to the public's ridiculous opinions on sports.

Tony moved to Las Vegas to be a Sports Book Supervisor. He makes shit money, works nights and cannot take vacation during football season.

by Chile-Con-Carne October 3, 2006

salute your shorts

the kickass show on nickolodeon

they should be sued for taking it off the air.

by Banana April 16, 2005

a sports nut

A Sports fan. Someone who loves to watch sports.

I love to watch sports. I go to soccer games all the time. I'm a sports nut.

by Lex_Vane November 5, 2013

Sportsman's slap

A man-to-man slap on the butt to signal congratulations or comradeship.

Origin: It is traditional in team sports, esp. all types of football, to slap the butt of one who scores a goal or point. Now often also common in athletics and golf.

Increasing becoming popular in business after a contract has been signed, or as way of congratulating a salesman or lawyer who has pulled off a good deal or got a good decision on a case.

1. When Johnny won the swimming race Coach gave him such a firm sportsman's slap his wet speedos slipped right off his ass.
2. "Mary, I won the Brinkman case! The boss gave me a real nice sportsman's slap right on the seat of my Armani suit."

by superjock September 30, 2007