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smooze

To manipulate, through clever conversation or flattery, your way into ones good graces.
Generally related to chasing women or scamming money.
Damn, that guy could smooze a nun outta' her panties.
by steven September 9, 2003
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gooze and snooze

When you a guy masturbates, then "cums", and then that tired feeling you get after you do it and then of course followed by sleeping.
I cant get to bed so i'm going to pull a gooze and snooze.
by Ewan February 1, 2004
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Sloozan

A decrepit, boob of a woman with a face like an old catchers mitt. This woman will squander whatever money she has on useless trinkets and stuffed animals. Occassionally, she will put on make-up and brush her snaggletooth in a bathroom that has the stench of 100 year old urine. She cackles with the tone of wild, rabid hyenas. BEWARE!!
You can find a sloozan at the bar any night of the week.
by Johnny Rainbow July 18, 2007
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Sloozie

another way to call someone a slut , a mix between the modern day slut and the old fashion term floozie. or just slooz is exceptable.
"that woman over there is a big sloozie"
" get me out of the bar, what a slooz fest"
by Sarah m j October 1, 2006
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snooze trap

Upon awakening from sleep to the sound of an alarm clock, pressing the snooze button and falling back asleep until the alarm sounds again. When this process is repeated any number of times, there is a chance the person eventually may not wake up to the sound of the alarm, and it could be said they have fallen into a snooze trap.
I'm sorry I was late to work this morning, Arvinder. I got caught in a snooze trap.
by drunkchuck January 7, 2010
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snooze button reflex

Similiar to the rick roll reflex. Hitting the snooze button before your alarm can beep 3 times. This happens with the practice of the dreaded 'beep' sound alarm clocks make, getting use to shutting it of quickly with practice everyday.
I've been shutting off my alarm every morning for years... Now, I shut it off so quick that I have the snooze button reflex.
by HatinBeinAwakin January 8, 2011
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snooze fuck

You've got 9 minutes, then I gotta go to work. Let's get in a quick snooze fuck
When you wake up late for work and need a quick fuck. Terry was late for work today must not of had a snooze fuck.
by scaryhiccups March 28, 2015
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