"Dude, she screamed when I accidentally did the cumshot slingshot."
"He took off his condom and shot Cum at me! He totally did the cumshot slingshot!"
"He took off his condom and shot Cum at me! He totally did the cumshot slingshot!"
by Riddlemethisriddlemethat February 6, 2020
Get the Cumshot slingshotmug. The act of filling a white, tube-sock with as much cum as possible, whirling and twirling it like a lasso over your head, and releasing its contents over an excited, or unsuspecting person's face.
The other night my slutty girlfriend turned to me and said, "I'm tired of getting facialized. Tonight I want the slingshot sock." Astounded and wide-eyed, I stammered, "of course!"
Later that evening, while soaking in a pool of vajamba juice, I fucked my girlfriend up until the point of cumming, pulled out, and filled my old tube-sock with man-goo. Whooping and shouting in a frenzy, I twirled the sock and saw cum splatter over my gf's hungry, open mouth.
Later that evening, while soaking in a pool of vajamba juice, I fucked my girlfriend up until the point of cumming, pulled out, and filled my old tube-sock with man-goo. Whooping and shouting in a frenzy, I twirled the sock and saw cum splatter over my gf's hungry, open mouth.
by denalipark227 April 22, 2010
Get the slingshot sockmug. When you’re headed for a nasty hangover, but start drinking again and are sent straight back into glorious, instantaneous drunkenness
That slingshot worked wonderfully.
by Xxxxx3 January 10, 2020
Get the Slingshotmug. by Arsari July 26, 2018
Get the Slingshotermug. Used to describe a scenario where you have to slow down or go backwards (pull back) before you can rocket forward (accelerate out of the slignshot). This could be a scenario in life, in business, etc.
Also often used to as an excuse if things are going poorly / failing.
Also often used to as an excuse if things are going poorly / failing.
Mike swears firing the team before finding replacements is a surefire slingshot maneuver, but I think he's incompetent and full of shit.
by hickory_ham_mike January 12, 2022
Get the Slingshot maneuvermug. Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.
"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."
by nevereveragain August 31, 2013
Get the cottage cheese slingshotmug. by declanisromped April 21, 2008
Get the slingshotting penguinsmug.