slimy penis

Noun:

Street Term: someone who is deceptive, shady, or very tricky.

Formal Definition: a very slick penis.

Street: 'Hey man, you see bob over there?'

" yeah, he's always lingering around and avoiding

people like he's up to something..."

'What a slimy penis...'

Formal: "Dan! Your penis is so hard to grasp! It such a

slimy penis"

by The Mighty Sirrs June 2, 2011

Slimy Snatch

A feminine version of the wet willy, where the assaulting female wets her finger with vaginal fluid and inserts it into the ear of the victim.

I gave my girl a wet willy, so she one upped me and retorted with a slimy snatch.

by Spidey89 March 18, 2011

Slimy Limey

when a man ejaculates onto a lime and then squeezes the lime juice and smen onto a womans vagina

OOO yeees! give me a slimy limey!!! ahhhh

by jojojojojojojojo123123123 September 23, 2010

slimy tortiilla

when a male ejaculates on a peice of pita bread and the female wraps the pita around the males penis and eats off the pita.

She just gave that random guy a slimy tortilla.

by JEW CLAW January 31, 2005

slimy monkey

When a guy cums on a girls face, and slaps her with a banana while she still has at least one finger in his ass.

"Bro I took Kate home last night and still had my banana from lunch on the counter! You know I had to give her a Slimy Monkey, she's still washing her hair!"

by VicJizzBert. October 22, 2013

slimy sausage

When you are going anal and she shits on your dick.

BITCH! YOU GAVE ME A SLIMY SAUSAGE!

by Eharrelson November 7, 2015

slimy rhinoceros

A saliva covered fully erect, short, fat, rhinoceros shaped pud.

He shoved that slimy rhinoceros right up my twat. I was unprepared for its girth resulting in me firing of a brown missile.

by Stihigh80 October 22, 2022