Sleeping Bag Syndrome

An extreme fetish or sick mental twist that affects certain people. When these people affected see an ugly person, someone so ugly that NO ONE would have sex with them even under extreme intoxication, they begin to fantasize what measures would need to be taken in order to lay the unfortunate looking person. The most extreme situation (where the syndrome got its name) is when the person would only be able to lay them by sticking the person into a sleeping bag entirely, zipping it up over thier body, and cutting a hole where thier crotch is, humping and having sex with the live person inside of the bag.

1) "There is no way in hell I would do old lady!", G-Man proclaimed."That is...unless...I apply my sleeping bag syndrome."
2) The man infected with sleeping bag syndrome jammed the ugly midget into the sleeping bag, zipped it up, and humped it while simotaneously throwing up in disgust.

by Ashley the Amazing July 17, 2006

Sleepgasm

The instantaneous transition from orgasm to sleep. The sleepgasm is an evolutionary trait that male humans have adopted. Being able to fall asleep very quickly after sex made mating much easier by not having to talk to the woman after mating. Sleepgasming could increase a males mating frequency ten folds by not having to listen to that stupid bull shit pillow talk.

Jane was very mad at John for having a sleepgasm before she came.

by rugger4life10 November 10, 2009

Sleeping Beauty

to sit on your hand for around 10-20 mins until its fully dead, then when you wank feels like someone else is doing it for you.

tried that sleeping beauty thing last night, it was great

by sam69!!... April 17, 2009

sleepies

A cutter word for eye boogers.

Man when I woke up I had some major sleepies in my eyes.

by Poppit May 15, 2005

Sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

by JamesLOL November 3, 2006

sleepish

To be used in place of sleepy(1), or when you are a mix of bored and sleepy(2), or when you're zoned out(3).

1) on aim: yo, im getting pretty sleepish here, gonna go get readyfor bed.

2)dude....I'm getting kinda sleepish...we should totally do something

3) girl1: OMG. did you see what a slut she is? and...blahblahblah...are you even listening?
girl2: huh? sorry..im really sleepish

by dots1228 May 29, 2008

sleeping pull

when a man masterbates just before bed in order it to sleep better

man1:"hey man im wrecked as i been trying to go to bed for hours i just cant fall asleep"
man2:"just have a sleeping pull"
man1:"oh yea true, alright night man"

by karisma October 23, 2006