Smashing Pumpkins

While double teaming a sex partner the two males ball sacks "smash" together causing stomach pains for both males.

Hey Darren, we have to be careful when we dp this broad - I hate Smashing Pumpkins.

by DarrenSharper April 18, 2014

Smashing Blumpkin

After receiving a fine blumpkin from your partner, make them bite their teeth on the toilet rim and then stomp on the back of their head with your foot.

"Man, I tried out a smashing blumpkin with this skank last night and she lost her mind at the prospect of this innovation."

by generalgrizzle January 21, 2010

smashing bros

1. Sexual intercourse between two men, especially on a casual or hookup basis.

2. The act of playing Super Smash Brothers.

1. Tonight I'm smashing bros I found cruising on grindr.

2. Can't text; smashing bros.

by shinynarwhal April 6, 2016

smashing some bottles

The act of drinking beers. Can apply to either canned or bottled beers.

1: "hey man, what are you up to tonight?"
2: "just chilling at my house smashing some bottles!"

by stinson2001 October 10, 2010

Swashing

The action of cleaning out your urethra by uriniating after wanking or intercourse

I won't be a second I'm just swashing

by PocketFuse September 24, 2016

Smashing Trash

Smashing trash is the act of two people fornicating who haven't washed their genitals within 48 hours. It can be anal, vaginal, oral, and any other holes that may exist. It is an act of love that should only ever be done between two people who love each other and are comfortable with each other.

*Warning* Do not try, as this can lead to infections and other potential medical issues.

Carl: Hey Bob, how's you and the wife?

Bob: Ah, you know how it is Carl. Haven't really gotten under the foreskin lately, because I have foreskin, and I don't think she's showered since Sunday, so we just smashed trash for a bit while the kids were sleeping in our bed.
Carl: I know how that is Bob, no judgement here. Jill and I are always smashing trash due to our complete lack of hygiene.

by TrashManDan January 1, 2018

Smashing The Keyboard

When a partner has little to no idea as to how to orally pleasure a woman, therefore they poke, prod, and penetrate the vagina with their tongue with extreme force . Also the #1 cause of breakups.

Ashley woke up in extreme pain from Tyler smashing the keyboard last night. She took a mental note to not let his face near her genitalia again.

by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021