happy slappy

Criminal acts, often caught on mobile video phone's and passed around to other children to witness. Often these are scenes of bullying, rape, and, in some cases murder.
Newspaper headline: "Happy slappy incident: gang of 19, average age 12, gang rape girl, 13".
by Flatster November 24, 2005
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redrum slappy

the act of slashing one's own hand (i.e., with a hunting knife. broken beer bottle, or any other appropriate device), then using that hand to jerk off (if you're a guy). Particularly good for cutters, this way you're killing two birds with one stone. For girls, see redrum stabby.
Bob really knows how to relax at the end of a long day with a good redrum slappy.
by suspicious package February 05, 2007
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Slappies

sick or fly clothing. Usually worn by the residents of Apple ghettos
"Hey man, look at my new slappies!"
"Wow bra, dos is some sick slappies!!"
by Kleetis III May 29, 2009
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slappy fishbone

n.
1. An old school autococker (paintball gun)body, which is still very popular with paintball players because of it's looks

2. An out of control penis
1. Dude did you see that slappy fishbone... that thing is sweet!

2. Look out, DUCK!!! it's a slappy fishbone
by JG-UNIT May 17, 2005
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Slappy Suggestion

A suggestion that will get accepted no matter how many downvotes it gets, merely based on the person who made the suggestion.
Dude 1: Bro why did they accept that dumbass suggestion?
Dude 2: Because it was a slappy suggestion.
by Kastcraft Player March 19, 2020
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Slappy Tappy

The Process of slapping someone elses genitals. Can be done in various ways with different items.
by jzc1st November 06, 2023
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Slappy Clappys

Just like selfies, slappy clappys are praise about one's self for the sake of looking good for others. Self praise,congratulatory in nature and in usage. The new definition for"patting ones self on the back" arrogant self elevation. EX."In celebration of their new patent, the board room was filled with merriment and slappy clappys."
When he discovered how to master self manicured nails,he bannered his delight to his mom with slappy clappys
by Ronan Rambler April 30, 2023
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