slappy jizz

During a threesome with two guys one girl, as your about to blow your load you pull out and blow it into your hand and slap the other guy in the face.

As your Eifel towering a girl your buddy pulls out and slappy jizzs you in the face, only to your wisdom there's jizz on your face. Ewww

by woody.1994 November 26, 2014

slappy toppy

Giving someone oral sex.

Kylie left the party drunk last night and gave thuro slappy toppy.

by Taco marvin November 20, 2015

slappy nugget

Somebody who leaves nuggets in the toilet, who also likes 'slappy' things.

Whoa, Andrew is a slappy nugget!

by swarvster September 22, 2004

Slappy McBigmac

1. When someone throws a BigMac on the floor, then is slapped in the face for doing so.

2. When someone is slapped in ones face then a Bigmac is thrown at the person.

"Yeah, Sean did get a slappy McBigmac'd last night"

by Kevlar83 March 6, 2010

slappy nappy

if having a tough time falling asleep, you masturbate until you then fall asleep.

Josh "what you so happy about?"

Robert "just had me a slappy nappy."

Josh "you cum?"

Robert "dur."

by haunted_milksteak November 1, 2011

Slappy McPurple Lips

A player who is on the New York Yankee$ who wears purple lipstick during every baseball game he plays, and likes to slap balls out of peoples hand.

Slappy McPurple Lips likes to slap balls because thats the only way they can beat the Red Sox.

by Budd April 11, 2005

Slappy Pappy

To hit your grandfather in the face with your jewels. ;)

I just did a slappy pappy and he grounded me for two weeks! I don't think he gets the joke!

by kyleBUTT October 3, 2008