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Staff Ass

Short for Staff Assistant. Staff Ass is a Washington insider term to refer to the young, hot, female, low level employees that are commonplace in the offices of most male members of Congress. Staff Ass are often looking to climb the career ladder in politics, and therefor easy scores for higher ranking Congressional staffers.

The term first came to prominence when used by the notorious Washingtonienne.
Dude, I want to slam the new Staff Ass in Senator Voinovich's office! She is fucking smoking!
by Venizuela October 24, 2009
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STAFU

To shut the actual f*** up
Jorge stafu
by LolHoper164 December 26, 2019
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staff furry rp

the one thing you shouldn’t find out about.
staff furry rp is re-
*gets merc’d*
by CQ2687 June 11, 2022
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Boge Staff

Derived from the cigarette slang Boge, Boge Staff has it's roots in a small town called Manville, NJ. It was coined by a gentleman named Carl, the professional slob, when upon looking for his pack of boges, some how "staff" is what came out of his mouth, and with a little help from his friends' creativity, the term "Boge Staff" was born.

Also, from "Boge Staff", the term "Staffire" (which means lighter) was birthed shortly thereafter.
"Yo, lemme get a Boge Staff."
"Here... you need some staffire for that thing."
"Nah I got it."
by Steve Blew December 9, 2008
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staffie

A cool type of dog.
Pronounced: Stafff-ee
My brother has a staffie.
by Diego April 16, 2006
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Sitable

A face that's sexy enough to sit on
"God damn, that face is definitely sitable" *Jon says after looking in the Mirror
by Montgomery Nipps July 2, 2012
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Hypixel staff

A type of human species that have IQ less than most of the population in Equatorial Guinea. They typically attached to Hypixel (a Minecraft server).

They will only care who feed them money.

They often mistaken legit players with hackers
Hypixel staff IQ is lower than 55!
Hypixel staff like hackers.
Hypixel staff gave me brain damage!
by Meme.skillz September 25, 2017
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