SILKY SLIM

SILKY SLIM...AKA...MARK ROSS...A 6'5 TALL WHITE GUY FROM KINGS MOUNTAIN, NORTH CAROLINA...KNOWN AS ONE SMOOTH, COOL AS DUDE...BUT BE CAREFUL BECAUSE HE CAN BE A SILENT ASSASSIN...A REAL PLAYA FROM THE HIMALAYAS...MR TAKE YO CHICK

PERSON #1...HEY GIRL,I AM LOOKING FOR SOME GUY NAMED SILKY SLIM...WOULD YOU BY ANY CHANCE KNOW WHO I AM TALKING ABOUT...

PERSON #2... YEAH I KNOW WHO YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT...HIS NAME IS MARK ROSS AND YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL...

PERSON#1... WHY SHOULD I BE CAREFUL

PERSON#2... BECAUSE EITHER WAY IT GOES... HE WILL FUCK YOU ONE WAY OR ANOTHER

by SILKY SLIM December 1, 2022

Silky Fudgestick

When sloppy toffee goes wrong

"My favourite sex position is the Silky Fudgestick" - Dan T

by daddyslittlepogchamp January 14, 2023

silky buffalo

an endangered buffalo who knows it's stance

Kudos to Neneh Cherry for protecting that silky buffalo.

by sativa dewitt August 23, 2014

Silky Goose

Freshly shaven man plums.

A bare-skinned scrotum stretched with a pair of testes.

You ready for your date tonight?
You know it. I got that money and she gonna love that silky goose I got for her!

Should I go out with a little downy fluff, or go full silky goose on a first date?

Patient- “Is there anything I need to do in preparation for my vasectomy?”
Doctor- “Don’t eat or drink anything after midnight. Don’t take any NSAIDs or blood thinners and if you could come in with a silky goose, that would save some time on the table.”

by Rocksmeltit May 6, 2024

Silky shark sunday

A national holiday every sunday celebrating silky sharks

Tom: What day is it?

Edd: Silky shark sunday

Tom: OH NO

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

Silky Sandwich

An act in which an individual, while wearing pantyhose, tights, or nylons, envelops another individuals face in his or her hosiery clad feet, massaging the cheeks with the toes and sliding the soles around on the face to induce pleasure in hosiery fetishists.

during foreplay, Jane gave hank a silky sandwich that made him lose his mind.

by kirkboss May 31, 2018

silky

Adjective
To denote something as extremely smooth in an emotional sense, such a jazz song or a Super Smash Bros wombo combo

Yo D, hit me up with some silky smooth jazz.
M, found this jazz right here and it is SILKY

by big miggy October 11, 2017