Astrology Sign Girl

That one blonde biotch that always says everything is because of her astrology like shut up Becca no one fucking cares.

Becca:
*Wrecks Car*

Officer: Would you mind stating what happend her

Becca:*crying* My astrology sign made me do it

Officer:*pulling out gun* I've had to much of this bullshit I'm done with life

News Anchor: local astrology sign girl makes over 1000 officers kill themselves in just one day breaking the original record by the hot cheeto girl by 13 officers.

by shickhydrocutme September 28, 2020

New York Stop Sign

Blatantly walking into oncoming traffic, especially taxis or other drivers under severe time constraints, with an open palm facing outward and an utter disregard for one's own life, thus forcing the drivers to make the choice between a rage-induced aneurysm or vehicular manslaughter.

Pussy McGee: "Careful, there's a taxi coming!"
Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Fuck it, I'll just give 'em a New York Stop Sign."

by John, A Goat from Space February 25, 2011

Zodiac signs

Something that a random girl on TikTok will define you by and will not shut up about it

Guy 1:what are zodiac signs
Guy 2: there are some dumbass things that are if your born in may your a Gemini stuff like that,why do you ask?
Guy 1:my girl asked which one am I

Guy 2:dump her

by Stinkyboy69 February 10, 2021

signature

When someone writes his/her own name in cursive, usually illegible.

Guy1: Awesome! I got Kristen Stewart's signature!
Guy2: How can you tell? I can't read it.
Guy1: Well, I saw her sign it.

by Skelwor March 16, 2009

signorance

The attribute a person has when they leave their directional signal on in their car for extended periods of time, while they are oblivious to that fact.

That person ahead of us has had their directional signal on for miles! They have signorance!

by Don Wally July 7, 2009

Sign Guy

The guy who twirls the sign on Wilder Rd.

Very few people know who the elusive sign guy really is but he is becoming an internet celebrity via facebook.

Sign Guy is epic. I hear he is an excellent sign twirler.

by Joshua Mc Gowan April 9, 2010

Left Handed Stop Sign

The wedding band on a man's finger that makes you stop trying to talk or flirt with him.

Jane: "Wow do you see that hot guy over there"

Jenny: "Don't even think about it. Left handed stop sign."

by mb95482 September 8, 2010