Sideways Shirt

A sideways shirt is something you do to go against the norm. It is something that is abnormal but you do it just to say, "Fuck the system".

"I don't like sugar in my coffee."
"Why?"
"I don't know, it's my sideways shirt"

by jadedkitty July 19, 2016

Sideways Santa

A sexual act involving 3 men, where one man inserts a candy cane up his anus and the other 2 men give oral sex to the first man. As the first man ejaculates, he pulls out the candy cane, yells merry Christmas, and gives the candy cane to the other 2 men who must promptly eat it.

My asshole still tastes like peppermint after that Sideways Santa I did last week.

by murica69 December 13, 2013

sideways stranger

Sexy position in which the man is on his left side and the women has her left leg between his legs and her right leg across is body. While arching her back to lift her third eye to his one eyed snake they proceed in the art of intercourse while the man rubs her love button

We did the sideways stranger the other night and it was amazing

by Thasriht November 25, 2017

Sideways Snail

A sexual position where a man penetrates a woman while vertical, but she is on her side. While ejaculating somewhere on her body, he drags the tip of his penis across her body, leaving a snail trail.

Damn girl, you just got sideways snailed.

by YesPapa47 April 5, 2021

sideways hater

Someone who talks shit while you either walk away or they walk away. This person is soft on getting hard and probably never fucked someone up in a fight. They talk shit while you walk away because that is the only thing this pussy bitch can do to frustrate you.

The fake fag is a sideways hater.

by the last real don April 19, 2011

Sideways Susan

When a sex partner performs oral sex to there lover while laying on their side.

I gave Jonathan a fantastic "sideways susan"last night after we had our date.

by muddbutt the nasty wolf June 18, 2018

Sideways Land

It's when when a show has reached the point of being totally unbelievable as in the final season of Lost.

When the A Team built a cabbage thrower to help protect the abused migrant workers from the bad union guys the show went to Sideways Land.

Also related to "Nuke the fridge" and "Jump the shark tank"

by kevbo8 May 25, 2010