A sexual act involving 3 men, where one man inserts a candy cane up his anus and the other 2 men give oral sex to the first man. As the first man ejaculates, he pulls out the candy cane, yells merry Christmas, and gives the candy cane to the other 2 men who must promptly eat it.
by murica69 December 13, 2013
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by Thasriht November 25, 2017
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by Optimus0608 January 11, 2022
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by the last real don April 19, 2011
Get the sideways hater mug.A sexual position where a man penetrates a woman while vertical, but she is on her side. While ejaculating somewhere on her body, he drags the tip of his penis across her body, leaving a snail trail.
by YesPapa47 April 5, 2021
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by jadedkitty July 19, 2016
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