A sexual act involving 3 men, where one man inserts a candy cane up his anus and the other 2 men give oral sex to the first man. As the first man ejaculates, he pulls out the candy cane, yells merry Christmas, and gives the candy cane to the other 2 men who must promptly eat it.
by murica69 December 13, 2013
Get the Sideways Santamug. It's when when a show has reached the point of being totally unbelievable as in the final season of Lost.
When the A Team built a cabbage thrower to help protect the abused migrant workers from the bad union guys the show went to Sideways Land.
Also related to "Nuke the fridge" and "Jump the shark tank"
Also related to "Nuke the fridge" and "Jump the shark tank"
by kevbo8 May 25, 2010
Get the Sideways Landmug. "I was so tired that I had to do a sideways-plop on the bed and just lay there!"
"I sat on my bench and did a side-ways plop as I didn't feel so well."
"I sat on my bench and did a side-ways plop as I didn't feel so well."
by Chukoloco08 February 19, 2022
Get the sideways-plopmug. In the mid 17th century, pineapples were a status symbol and used to represent royalty. French priest Father Du Tertre christened them the "king of fruits", likening the top of the fruit to a crown. A sideways pineapple symbolizes the toppling of a monarchy or the beginning of a revolution.
by Optimus0608 January 11, 2022
Get the Sideways pineapplemug. Someone who talks shit while you either walk away or they walk away. This person is soft on getting hard and probably never fucked someone up in a fight. They talk shit while you walk away because that is the only thing this pussy bitch can do to frustrate you.
by the last real don April 19, 2011
Get the sideways hatermug. A sexual position where a man penetrates a woman while vertical, but she is on her side. While ejaculating somewhere on her body, he drags the tip of his penis across her body, leaving a snail trail.
by YesPapa47 April 5, 2021
Get the Sideways Snailmug. by muddbutt the nasty wolf June 18, 2018
Get the Sideways Susanmug.