Shrimping

When two people are having anal sex, a man cums in the other persons ass. Then after cumming in the other persons ass, the man sticks a straw up the persons ass, sucks it out, and eats the cum...yum!

Rob and Katie went shrimping last night!

by roxy11 February 26, 2009

scrumping

Scrumping means stealing you clowns.

'Me and me mates, we used to go scrumping for cars'

by Michelle McManus May 12, 2004

Shrimping

The act of writing or painting Graffiti on girls.

"Yo D, you gotta check out D-MAK's shrimping skills."

by InYourBackyard. November 4, 2009

shrimping

Taking a straw to suck the cum out of someone's buttcrack.

Joey was shrimping Richard Simmons after he came in his asshole.

by Bitchlica April 4, 2005

Shrimping

To insert a frozen turd into your lovers/victims anus, and then proceed to fuck them vigorously with the aforementioned turd.

Remember that girl I hooked up with in the club ?. Well she was so damn wasted that she does not even remember me shrimping her all night long.

by BaronBulb March 20, 2009

Scrumping

an alternative term for the act of jelqing, a Middle Eastern penis enlargement technique. Though originating in the Middle East, scrumping has become extremely popular amongst males throughout the world. The method is intended to enlarge the penis by exercising the smooth muscle and other tissues in the penis, with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. Scrumping is alternatively referred to as "penis milking", "dong stroking", and "rod rubbing".

Man 1 at urinal: "Jesus Christ man what'd you do to your dong?! It looks like you're smuggling a python!"

Man 2 at urinal: "Sup. It's pretty big, huh? It used to be a tuna can, exact dimensions. But after months of dedicated scrumping, I've managed to produce this piece of penile perfection.

by J-Rym June 14, 2010

Shrimping

(v)When a guy attempts to/perform(s) oral sex on themselves.

He was so busy shrimping himself he didn't notice us walk in.

by Captain Pope December 1, 2016