Screwballs

Screwballs means 'crazy people'.

'I just met two real screwballs'. Oddballs. Fruitcakes. Loaf heads.

by Dannyloco1 December 28, 2011

shewbie

A person who wears shoes at or on the beach!

Look at that shewbie on the beach!

by jarrett aldrin April 30, 2010

Shrewing

'Shrewing' is the term given to lubricating the female shfincter with liquids not primarily designed for lubrication. Such liquids may include yoghurt, milkshake, toothpaste, irn bru and brylcream. Shrewing is usually used when anal sex is desired but the necessary lubricants are not readily available.

'oh shit i forgot to bring my vaseline'
'no worries, just shrew me with this chicken liver pate'

'im allergic to water based luricant, were gonna hav to do some shrewing if you want to penetrate my colon'

'fuck im out of lube, ill hav to shrew you with this fromage frais'

by meakyboy69 January 10, 2010

untamed shrew

When a woman is very angry with everyone in the world for no reason. The word untamed shows that she can go crazy and do some stupid things whilst she's being an untamed shrew like breaking vases or ripping up books.

Tamed Shrew: God, Natalie is so moody at the moment, it's like she's on her period 24/7.

Tamed Shrew 2: Yeah ikr, she's have an untamed shrew moment.

Tamed Shrew: OMG! I have those too, when you feel so mad that you want to hurt someone. I'm trying to be a tame shrew at the moment though. 🙌

by The Taming Of The Shrew May 17, 2016

Shrewsbury, Massachusetts

The most amazing AWWWWW inspiring place in the world Shrewsbury is amazing and whoooo I love ya shrewsbury

That place is so Shrewsbury, Massachusetts

by shshshshshshshhaljfhjdsndjkbvd December 6, 2011

Shrewsbury

A suburban town in Central MA, bordering Worcester,MA, also known as "The Bury". Theres nothing really to do except smoke weed, get wasted, get "Jammed" or be a "white city rat". Sucks to be the kid smoking mids, in a town full of your so called wanna be gangsters and rich preppy ass partiers comes "dank" quality weed as the cool kids would say. We keep it simple either you have headies or indo, if its anything less than that u get robbed for sucking at life.

Hard drugs aren't difficult to come by; we border Worcester for gods sake it only takes one call, just a very small handful have the balls, connections or are stupid enough to do or get them. There are about 10 black kids in the entire town, they would of been better off being white. Theres very little in this town to be proud of. Theres never anywhere to go so most nights end up being trashed in a parking lot, or burnt the fuck out

-Shrewsbury blows theres never anything to do!
-Lets smoke another blunt
-Alright i got 5 on it. again.

by ScrewWhiteCityRats December 6, 2011

Screwball

Based off of the ice cream. You work so hard for that chewing gum at the bottom and, after all your hard work, it tastes like shit
Substitute this into life and relations and you get a fairly philosophical meaning to an 89p ice cream.

When you work hard to get a date and eventually, you realise you hate it.

Pritesh - Ugh, I just spent 2 months reaching for this Lauren girl and she's so clingy and depressing.

Josh - Dude, you totally just screwballed.

by Better Than Arcan February 2, 2015