Shedding

Woodshedding, a musicians term for practicing. Harkens back to idyllic pastoral time when one might take their Harpsichord or Udu out to the lean to in the back yard and practice their fugues or minuets till their fingers bled, while poultry and other livestock are slaughtered by the hired hands.

Zippy started out with a bit of a tin ear, but after months of shedding on his ukelele, he could hold the attention for almost 63 seconds.

by UD grifter May 28, 2009

shredling

(n.) A child under the age of ten who can ski/snowboard better than most adults on the ski mountain. Most frequently found in Vermont or western-American ski resorts. Often resented by their elders for being far younger, yet far more skilled and, frankly, much cooler. Often named Connor, Trip or Dylan. Likely to grow into stoner ski bums with limited prospects, to the satisfaction of many.

"Dude, that shredling was maybe six and he did a backflip off that jump. What have YOU accomplished lately?"

"I bet that shredling has more friends than you."

"I just bought a dime bag off that shredling. He was pretty sketchy for a nine-year-old."

by jeblongcock February 7, 2010

shretting

Shitting your pants while snowboarding or downhill skiing

I was shretting my way down to the chalet before I clogged all 4 of the toilets

by Erick Sanwiché March 9, 2018

Shidding

Just like shitting but worse. Shidding is where you are blowing up the toilet.

I am shidding and it is bad.

by Shitzreal August 19, 2022

shrekking off

When you decide to Shrek your stick off like a psycho.

hey man did you hear about that one guy shrekking off?

by oreos12345 December 19, 2014

shrekking

When someone, male or female, goes about having sex with a person with ogresque qualities. They are usually extremely fat and ugly. Their faces are those of which only a mother could love and even then that may be pushing it.

This often happens when an individual is completely wasted and has lost sense of any moral code.

person 1: i dont even know what happened last night.
person 2: yes you do dude.
person 1 : no no i dont.
person 2: you were shrekking that one fat girl til 4 in the morning. THEN she left!

person 1: oh god

by scumslug October 18, 2009

shreklings

In the 'Shrek Is love, Shrek is life 4ever after' video on YouTube, Shrek says to the kid "All those who believe in me are my children" before leaving the room. These 'children' are known as shreklings. They are all around you and are often seen quoting Shrek is love Shrek is life.

billy: The game is over.

Ned: It's never ogre!

Ted: Yeah! This is my swamp!

Billy: You little shreklings.

by Izzeh5 November 16, 2014