Start your morning by tossing raw eggs into your underwear and moving your penis in a circular motion as if actually whisking. Use mixture to cook scrambled eggs or an omelet as you would. Possibilities are Endless!
Person A: Yo bro I made my girl some scrambled dick for breakfast this morning.
Person B: Great way to start off your day!
Person B: Great way to start off your day!
by KidsWearStripes August 29, 2016
Get the Scrambled Dick mug.Scram Jones is a person who has nothing going for them, they have absolutely no swag no money and above all else get no bitches . They often brag as if they have alot going on and in return they get slammed with the phrase scram Jones. A scram Jones is typically an overweight fat ass or a scrawny weakling.
Yo look at Michael trying to holla at that girl you know he ain't getting no play....
-of course he's not that nigga a scram Jones
-of course he's not that nigga a scram Jones
by Frank obrian August 15, 2017
Get the Scram Jones mug.An amount of food that is too small to pack up for takeaways, but too large to say "of fuck, I'll just eat it." The exact size of a schramek is different for everyone, depending on what they are able to stuff away after declaring that they are full. You can define an amount of food as any number of schrameks.
"Gosh, I don't want to waste this last schramek of pizza, but I'm so full. Joe, will you eat it?"
example of plural schrameks - "There's about 3 schrameks of egg salad here; anyone want some?"
example of plural schrameks - "There's about 3 schrameks of egg salad here; anyone want some?"
by schrameklover February 9, 2019
Get the schramek mug.Something you may call if you're with a bunch of seat checking nazis. If more than half the people agree to the seat scramble, all current seat checks are void.
So the ten of us got up to shoot some hoops at halftime, and seat checks were called. As we were heading in, Jon called a seat scramble, and everybody started grabbing new seats. Because of it, I ended up losing my massaging recliner.
by jrod June 18, 2004
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Everyone was having a great time at the party until Chris pulled a Utah scramble on Kendra and ended up getting arrested for public nudity.
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