kick short people into the sun month!

during the whole of october it is now KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!

by muhahahahhahaha October 25, 2023

Throw Short People and Arte Month

During the month of October, you may throw any short person, 5’6 or under, or an Arte, as far as you want whenever you want. Get Throwing!

Because of it being Throw Short People and Arte Month, we found out that Arte is not very aerodynamic

by Anubis55 October 10, 2023

on March 25th, you throw the shortest person in your area at 1:18pm

I threw Angie 50ft on throw short people day

by Mrdabman March 25, 2022

throw short people day is march 7

on throw short people day you should throw your short friend's

November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated

Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day

by PutOnTheCatEars October 26, 2022

October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.

Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day

by ironninjapi October 10, 2020

October? No its kick short people october! Going from the start of october to the end.

by Justjesus October 1, 2022