swonking

The action of doing something amazing without the knowledge of being able to do so. It can happen if under the influence.

Dude 1: Jeez, what did he smoke?
(Dude 2 does a backflip)
Dude 3: Jesus! He is filled to the brim with that shit! He's swonking!

by HitlerOfGrammar December 6, 2017

shanking weeds

What NIWA (northern Irish weeding association) does to help the environment.

Yo, cuz, how many weeds have you shanked today? I’m defo gettin a pay rise for this! Shanking weeds is the best!

by some nonce January 9, 2018

Shanking

The act of Shitting, Showering and Wanking, all in the one bathroom session.

“Man I can’t wait to get home from the festival and shank”

“Bro, you were in their for ages”

“yeah man I was shanking”

by DjDomP August 20, 2018

SHOCKING

When your balls get shocked(PTSD) by you using your right or left hand

Dam, John. How come you were shocking yourself

by DEFINITIONS.ON.CRACK November 15, 2019

Slonking

Slonking, Verb

Typically defined as the manner in which a true gamer consumes Gang Weed. Recently it has come to refer to the sexual act of vaginally penetrating a girl with your nose coupled with deeply inhaling the natural aromas and juices. The act of expelling this collected juice is referred to a Slonk Rocket.

"Tyreese gave me a good slonking last night. Wasn't really into 69'ing but with his nose he can really slonk me deep"

by JimblesSocal August 6, 2020

Shocking

When you bring cupcakes to a birthday party when a cake is expected.

It was very shocking when you brought Cupcakes to my birthday, there is no birthday without a cake!

by Paradeiser October 16, 2020

Shocking Hell

/ˈʃɒk/ɪŋ/hɛl/

used for emphasis or to express shock, annoyance or surprise. Often used as a replacement to swearing.

Person 1: "Have you heard that Adam has been sacked?"
Person 2: "Shocking hell, you're joking? What for?"

by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020