Shmish

Def. A type of smell of shit and fish.

It smells like shmish in here.

by Shakespearejedi September 15, 2016

Shmaps

A friend with whom you trot the globe with.

Shmaps and I are going to Europe.

by mitpron July 16, 2009

Shmishmorshan

A euphemism for a word that rhymes with it.

"Don't get a shmishmorshan, it hasn't even seen its dick yet!"

"There are so many vaginas destroyed before, during and after the shmishmorshan process."

CAUTION!!!

BABIES CAN'T DECIPHER THIS WORD, FOR SAFETY PRECAUTIONS REFRAIN FROM UTTERING ITS ACTUAL MEANING IN THE PRESENCE OF POTENTIAL MOTHER'S STOMACHES!

by SupremeKaiser September 4, 2009

Shmishmormon

The term used to describe a person who was baptized mormon, but does everything a mormon is not supposed to do, i.e: drink, smoke, gamble, have sex, etc. They also no longer attend church, and usually were only baptized becuase their parents made them.

did you have ay idea that bill was such a shmishmormon???

by Kcornsmell April 25, 2011

shipshap

Quit fucking around and get serious

Hey Tim quit shipshapping around and get your ass in gear

by Maynard Nathan May 14, 2018

Shlips

When you don’t know what to answer with so you just say ‘shlips’ simple as that mate

“Have you got 2 euros?”......
“Shlips”

by Benaby10 August 17, 2019

ships

short for championships

we're going to ships!!

by swagmaster__ February 28, 2015