Shwasted

Being as wasted as Patrick Swayze is cool

Guy #1- Dude you were so shwasted at that party!

Guy #2- Yeah bro, I was all, "No one puts Baby in the corner!"

by playmeganplay November 7, 2010

Shwasted

When you're so wasted the rooms spinning and you call everybody in the room nigglets but youre alone

I was so shwasted last night I killed a prostitute or two . mom:nobody cares about hookers I would know

by Akalordprettycampos May 18, 2016

Shwasted

Word to describe when you’re beyond wasted.

I was shwasted last night.

by Akmartin October 4, 2020

Shwasted

a perfect blend of shit faced and wasted. a moment in time when one is so affected by alcohol it becomes impossible to keep your sanity (or dignity).

Sam: Wasn't Jane throwing up into a fireplace while dangling off a chandelier yesterday?
Tom: Oh yes, she was freakin SHWASTED

by Unknown1002373 December 12, 2020

Shit-Shwasted

Getting extremely intoxicated. A degree of drunkenness, higher than getting shwasted or shitfaced.

Man #1: DAMN, She's Shitfaced!

Man #2: No, She's Shwasted....

Man #3: Dude... She's Shit-Shwasted.

All Men: Yup, that's it!

by Landon Ryan August 23, 2012

skwasted

1. It's where you're drunk where you're having the time of your life but not quite past, but you're super killa wasted

Mike McDirty doesn't get drunk, he gets skwasted!

by The Most Real McDirty March 9, 2010

shwasterd

shit faced, wasted, and plastered

that girl was so shwasterd last night she hooked up with 5 guys

by kiwi92 January 1, 2011