Possibly akin to the German expression translated "shit with mustard!" It exaggerates the repugnance of shit by evoking the image of eating it. With mustard, or with onions, either expression is amusing and ... well ... distasteful.
Found in "Ulysses" by James Joyce: "O! Mr Dedalus cried, giving vent to a hopeless groan. Shite and onions! That'll do, Ned. Life is too short."
by Little Ray d'Sunshine November 14, 2015
Attack of diarrhoea, in which there is catastrophic loss of sphincter control in the victim. Certain to result in a very unpleasant scenario, with shit running down the legs of the victim's kecks.
Jeeeeesus, those oysters I ate last night gave me the wild shites. I thought I would surely shit my entire gastrointestinal tract, tonsils to rectum, out through my sphincter.
Best I avoid raw seafood in future.
Best I avoid raw seafood in future.
by Jobsagoodun September 08, 2006
“i heard the government just extended quarantine by two weeks”
“what?! jesus fucking christ”
*jumps on skateboard like so no head? guy*
“well thats utter shite”
“what?! jesus fucking christ”
*jumps on skateboard like so no head? guy*
“well thats utter shite”
by princessep April 14, 2020
by DefinatelyNotConor June 28, 2018
A stench of noxious fumes that follows the perpetrator from one area to another. See shit shadow, velcro fart or turd trail
by Joe D Beacon April 07, 2008
a whining 'supporter' of L*verpool FC, normally from Essex. Also known as an A to Z since that is what they need to find their way to A**ield.
we don't care what the red shit say,,, what the heck do we care.
Oi Wiley you dirty red shite bastard yer .....
Oi Wiley you dirty red shite bastard yer .....
by Simon Burke January 12, 2004
by Kelly December 23, 2004