shitehole

a dump
glasgow slang

a widnae stay there if ye paid me ats a shitehole

by wido May 24, 2004

king of dog shite

Used by upstanding members of the travelling community to belittle their opponent in a call out video before engaging in a bare knuckle boxing match

"here you, you're the king of dog shite ya junkies bastard ya!"

by Paddy the pleb May 23, 2016

Shite Bullocks

A Northern Irish curse word (that is very fun to say) used in times of annoyance, amazement or fear.

1. Johhny: Here Jim, did ye hand in that GSCE Coursework yesterday?
Jim: Uck Shite Bullocks!

2: Johnny: Look at that naughty magazine...
Jim: Holy Shite Bullocks!

by FishWadge May 1, 2009

shitbear

1. (n) a mythical bearlike creature, akin to the easter bunny, that defecates in your yard.

2. (n) any person or animal who bears (no pun intended) similar qualities to the shitbear, namely laziness or unreliability.

1. "Dad, there's a shitbear in the yard!!!"

2. "Have you seen Landers?"

"No, him and Amber are being shitbears and sitting on the couch all day."

by EffinWheeler September 24, 2011

Shigee

A made up creature. The most horrifying looking creature to ones under the influence of marijuana and other drugs.

"DID YOU SEE THE SHIGEE, IT'S GONNA EAT ME!?"

by Artifact Hunter October 2, 2011

Shitberg

A single turd of substantial size that pokes out of the water, but has most of its mass underneath the water.

Rob said upon leaving the toilet "I've just laid a shitberg. It was big enough to sink the Titanic!".

by Dangerous dave March 15, 2012

shitemonger

Someone who mongs shite/sells bullshit to people.

"Dave told me his Da owns Bill Clinton and the rights to Disneyland."

"Na mate, Dave's just a proper shitemonger."

by cornycopia September 7, 2016