shegar

definition: a tampon
also known as she-gar.
derived from the two root words she and cigar.
a tampon is similar in shape to a "cigar"

girl: "hey do u have a pad?"
friend: "no but i have a shegar"

by jigglypuffer69 August 25, 2009

shear stupidity

Getting an outrageously expensive haircut that ends up making you look like you got run over by a rusty lawnmower.

Did you see James? He looks like he just stuck his finger in a wall socket.

Yeah, splurging on a haircut like that was shear stupidity.

by backinbowl February 17, 2010

Shearch

The act of scoping out the best place at a crowded party to take a shit

Joe: Dude where have you been?
Steve: Man I've been shearching but there's too many hot girls using all the bathrooms.
Joe: Sucks man. Guess you'll just have to praire dog.

by mshizzle10 January 20, 2015

shear bear

A monster who steals water bottles from little kids and tries to put kids in the copy machine

That guy's stealing he's being a shear bear

by daniel.df3 June 10, 2017

Shemaria

A loving wife that will please you at will due to her tremendous amount of Love for her significant other that also happens to be a BUM!😍😍😍😍

WOW! I could marry her because she is such a Shemaria

by Joeyoboey December 13, 2018

shenara

Shenara is definitely the most beautiful lady your ever see.
She’ll has many powerful sides but can’t make her own choices sometimes . She’ll look for someone that can heal her but has overseen much chances. She has the look in her eyes that makes you fall in love. If you've got a Shenara, keep her around. She’s worth it every time.

Person A: I need a friend for life.

Person B: Just get a Shenara

Person A: Hello. I wanna a talented, handsome, beautiful, friendly and kind thing. What can you offer?

Person B: Nothing but Shenara

Person A: Who's that?

Person B: My girlfriend, Shenara.
Person A: Marry her right now.

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Shepard Shit

When you are on top of your game, doing it so good someone could mistake you for being Jesus ( He was a shepherd 😉 )

Person 1- " Don't bring that weak shit over here! "
Person 2- " Ya, that's right! We're on some Shepard Shit round here! "

by 'Denver's Finest' March 15, 2022