Melvin P. Shlump

A false name, used worldwide, given to the police when they cannot identify you.

I lied to the officer, told her my name was Melvin P. Shlump she said I was the third Melvin that week.

by Black History Month November 15, 2020

Melvin P. Shlump

A false name, used worldwide, given to the police when they cannot identify you.

I lied to the officer, told her my name was Melvin P. Shlump she said I was the third Melvin that week.

by Black History Month November 15, 2020

shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness

To "shlump" is to dress informally, in a relaxed, casual manner.

Jake looked totally shlumpy in his sweat pants.

by readyXsetXkill June 17, 2004

Shrumpette

A dirty old woman that sniffs little boys bicycle seats.

person 1: did you see steph and loren being shrumpettes today at school?

person 2: yeah they hell thought that no one was looking and watching them

person 1: yeeh what a bunch of dirty little shrumpettes.

by Steph bertino. August 25, 2009

Shlumpting

A drunken faze when you pass out or fall asleep but receive no sleep.

Ryan got too drunk and was shlumpting.

Where's ryan? Oh he's shlumpting.

by Shlumpty Dumpty October 31, 2017

Shrumping

sucking cum from between someones toes

They spent the night shrumping everybody in the room

by Jesus MV February 7, 2019

Shlumbergered

Getting slapped so hard you leave this mortal plain

dude did you see what happened to david? didn’t jenna shlumberg him? He really was shlumbergered

by Green boi March 15, 2021