columbian shaved ice

When a male cums onto a platter and then freezes it for no more than 1.37 hours. Remove from freezer, grind it up by smashing your cock against the platter until fine crystal structures have been obtained. Then proceed to form a line of the crystallized crushed cum on the male’s cock, to which the female snorts the crystallized crushed cum, using any kind of Columbian paper currency.

Yo my girl wanted some cocaine but I was all out so I gave her some columbian shaved ice

by Kobe James Big Chungus March 2, 2019

damn shaved bird

The hair cut in which both sides of a boys head is shaved and the middle is left to grow long ;) can be used as an insult

Person 1: oh look! that guy's good looking...
Person 2: Nah, he's a damn shaved bird.

by Pashyinventor October 28, 2013

who shaved the yeti

A question relating to working fucking hard at a cunt of a job or taking one for the team.

Shaving a Yeti, is a god damn hard thing to do!

Being the person “Who shaved the Yeti” gets respect.

“Who shaved the Yeti?”

“Lol, have to be rick, we met these 3 hot chicks last night but there was this fat one, Rick took the fat one, fucking champ shaved the yeti!”

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“Who shaved the Yeti?”

“Liam bro! He shoveled shit all day, even fell over and got a face full of crap but kept working, fucking hard worker!”

by Mess2014 February 1, 2020

Cave Shaved

The act of shaving when your not supposed to. Times such as No Shave November or on any bet that involves going for a long period of time without shaving.

Random Dude- Hey are you doing No Shave November?

Other Dude- Hell yeah man

2 weeks later

Random Dude- What happened?

Other dude- I cave shaved...

by jaydogg339 November 14, 2011

All Shaved Up

when you order 6 mcnuggets but get 4 instead.

wow im all shaved up guys they only gave me four mcnuggets.

by keshing May 11, 2023

beard boy shaved

Following the same pattern as "fatboy slim". One guy who shaves hands, legs and chest but wears a lush beard.

Look, that`s beard boy shaved! All high school chicks get wet when he passes by!

by Reek-the-Prick August 29, 2019

Mango Shaved Ice

When you trick another person eating mango shaved ice that "mango shaved ice" has some sort of disgusting sexual connotation much like "strawberry shortcake" does, causing them to immediately stop.

Person A: Dude, are you aware that mango shaved ice is a sexual technique? It's even worse than strawberry shortcake! BEWARE OF THESE CONVOLUTED FOOD ITEMS.

Person B (Eating mango shaved ice): OMFGWTFBBQ *SPITS OUT EVERYTHING HE OR SHE IS EATING.*
Person A: :D

by RRondo April 4, 2010