Sharted my shoes

When you leave your shoes on the floor and wake up in the morning, then put your feet in them and feel something squishy and stinky

“AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK SOMEONE SHARTED MY SHOES!”
“I’m never staying over at Brian’s house again, he sharted my shoes.”

by mrbenzadrine November 17, 2025

Shartus Maximus

when you do the biggest shart ever. it might break your toilet. it happens to some people after they've eaten spicy food or if you get food poisoning.

omfg. i went to the toilet and i did a shartus maximus after eating chicken sashimi so big it blocked my toilet!!

by SAUCYCUMSACK69 December 10, 2025

Krista Sharted

It means she sharted.

Polina: Ewwww who sharted?
Jessica: Krista Sharted

by Cool_Campfire24567 September 25, 2022

Krista Sharted

It means a beautiful girl has beautiful sharts

Friend 1: what is that great smell?
Friend 2: Krista Sharted

by Cool_Campfire24567 September 25, 2022

Krista Sharted

A normal girl sharted

P: Ewww who farted
S: Krista didnt fart, krista sharted

by Cool_Campfire24567 October 1, 2022