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Date Shanghai

A date shanghai is when a person unwittingly goes on a date...whether the person wants to date the other person or not.

'To shanghai' is a term derived from the 1850s when sailing crews were abducted. It is a verb that has expanded to mean to kidnap.

A date shanghai is essentially a surprise (unwanted) date.
"On my last night in town he date shanghaied me! I first realized it was a date, not after the movie in his room or the whiskey shots, but when we were walking to a jazz club. When I invited some people to join us, his face fell a bit. (they didn't join us, so we spent the evening together).
by GarageSaleFTW July 4, 2010
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Da Frondle Shant

A Flabby cock that hangs out loosely a little above your asshole... Often described as a DickTail. However, it is usually Negro in color, rough in texture, and a few inches longer than your penis. Unfortunately, The Da Frondle Shant has a respiratory system and needs oxygen at all times... so cut a hole in all your shorts. If not given air, the Da Frondle Shant will continually ejaculate for sometimes up to 3 days. To aquire a Da Frondle Shant, one usually has to somehow eat Racoon shit. The Da Frondle Shant will form overnight.
Shit Henry, Today I woke up with a Da Frondle Shant...everyone on the baseball team is going to laugh at me.
by Javon Dafrondleshants May 11, 2008
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shaith

Oh Shaith! The Gothaim Remix! Tutu Bitch!
by Daniel P. February 13, 2004
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shanghai baby

A large fecal mass usually , but not exclusively shepherd's crook or total bowlringer shaped and a floater.
Mark had to go, and after a mighty grunt, was pleased to feel it all come out at once. Mark looked into the toilet bowl, and beheld his magnificent SHANGHAI BABY.
by jay-mon February 28, 2007
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Santhosh

Santhosh is someone you would describe as a skinny, short looking man. Who thinks he is always right and loves irritating his girlfriend
Why are you being a Santhosh
by Nickbateman November 12, 2019
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shantastic

adj. a positive feeling beyond words.
spending time with you is shantastic.
by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003
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shanghygiene

The obvious and often offensive displays of hacking, spitting, nostril-clearing and public defecation/urination common to the city of Shanghai.

Also encapsulates the greasy dishes, sticky tables, and public toilets that look like they're from a Stephen King novel.
"Did you see that woman hold her baby over the trash can so it could take a shit? 'S some mad Shanghygiene."

"Yup. Very Shanghygienic."
by KylefromShanghai December 23, 2007
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