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"If you have any complaints, questions, or concerns, deal with it yourself, like an adult."
-Ron Swanson
the ron swanson pyramid of greatness is a pyramid chart of the most badass TV character ever introduced to the fucking planet. it slowly teaches you how to be destined to become a badass white guy stuck as director of park and recreations at a small town in indiana who hates government but works in it as well. a dedicated fellow, this chart will make you a ron swanson.
"If you have any complaints, questions, or concerns, deal with it yourself, like an adult."
-Ron Swanson
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