metrosexual

straight male with close ties to urban life and vanity. Also has narcistic tendancies and slight homosexual overtones. Also look at: pansy, sissy mary, panty waist, candy ass, fairy

Enrique Iglesias, Dave Beckham and anyone who: wears pink shirts, can't live with themselves if they wear white tube socks, uses the word "coutour", and crosses their legs so their knees touch

by Dr. Know It ALL November 30, 2003

Metrosexual

Someone who enjoys sexual intercourse with Geo Metros.

I think that Geo is hot, does that make me a metrosexual?

by car freak October 7, 2003

Metrosexual

No, no, no, no, NO! You are all wrong! none of the definitions of "metrosexual" in UD are correct!

A metrosexual is a man or a woman that will only agree to commit sexual intercourse if it's inside or in the immediate vicinity of a metro.

*while on a subway*

Guy 1: Omg, did you see that? we just passed two people having sex!

Guy 2: No big deal, they are just metrosexuals.

by Fruitfly July 21, 2012

metrosexual

A "metrosexual" is an allegedly heterosexual male who spends a shitload of money on beauty products and fancypants-style clothes. These guys spend more time primping than divas or he-divas!

A woman should never date a metrosexual. He might steal her beauty products!

by Silky Smooth May 4, 2004

metrosexual

Guy who takes care of himself in ways society classifies as feminine pursuits.

Sorry can't meet you at the bar, stripclub..., gotta get to the salon for my brow wax, manicure, pedicure and revitalizing facial wanna meet and go shopping after?

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

jetrosexual

1. A globetrotting jetsetter who thinks nothing of hopping on a plane to Asia for a shopping spree.

2. People who deserve to be robbed and beaten.

You get the fucking picture, think one up for yourself. Paris Hilton would probably be a jetrosexual.

by Murica Michelle March 9, 2007

Metrosexual

A pathetic loser who has fallen into the consumer trap of thinking that he needs ultra-expensive but utterly useless skin care\hair care products and has a taste in clothing that would make a circus clown blush with embarassment.

It's really in th best interest of large corporations to turn us all into the ideal consumer,...a metrosexual.

by Aramchek November 5, 2003