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Senior

Seniors are made to destroy any self confidence that freshman may have gained in their past 8 years of schooling. And they do a fantastic job.
by jesssicannnn7 August 5, 2010
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Santorum Fairy

A Fairy who, with the help of a dildo spoon, cleans the santorum from the assholes of happy people everywhere, cheerfully sticking a dollar in their butthole region as she leaves. As legend has it, the Santorum Fairy bottles up the gooey waste and has built a house with it.
Jerry made sure to thank the Santorum Fairy as she gave him a dollar and wiped the mix of poo and his boyfriends cum that had developed in his asshole.
by SantorumFairy August 4, 2011
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Senioritis

A deadly disease that strikes high school seniors. This disease makes seniors wear really smelly clothes, over styling their hair and the boys don't care about shaving anymore. It also allows seniors to make excuses for not coming to school repeatedly and it also allows them to party and get drunk as hell like college kids until they get in trouble with the police. Only cures are to put them in college or graduation.
Junior: Hey man, where have you been? I haven't seen you at school for two months.
Senior: Dude, I have Senioritis. I don't give a shit about my grades anymore.
by AdomC March 21, 2015
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senior

Last year of high school. Basically there to tear shit up. Last chance to not give a fuck before stepping out into the real world. Last homecomings. Last chance to play sports for some of us. Last chance to show people who you are. The year where you go balls out.
Freshmen girl- "OMG is he a senior?!"
Other freshmen girl-"yes"
Freshmen girl 1-"What a badass"
by marissaandjosh;D July 23, 2012
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sensory overload

When the six senses: sight, sound, touch, smell, taste, & proprioception in any combination become stimulated so as to induce a temporary haze of brain confusion.
While simultaneously watching Letterman, talking to Roxy on the phone, eating pizza, petting the cat, and changing my position on the sofa I experienced a bout of sensory overload.
by wishIwuzAdocter January 16, 2010
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Pull a Sensored

The act in which you randomly go AFK in any sort of conversation - usually when the conversational partner is expecting a reply.

The term "To pull a Sensored" originates from a doctor nicknamed "Sensored" or "Sensored3", who resides in IRC and was widely known to randomly leave in conversations when people were expecting replies. He usually came back after 2-8 hours, pretending that nothing happened and acting all innocent.
<lawl> WHAT THE FUCK boriz
<lawl> STOP PULLING A Sensored AND GOING AFK RANDOMLY

<Sensored> tbh, i think that
<ZeroFreeze> ye?
<ZeroFreeze> Sensored
<ZeroFreeze> HLO
<ZeroFreeze> HELOOOOOO UDER

Bob says (12:30):
haha, that sounds great :P
D says (12:30):
ya, it does. btw are you coming tomorrow?
* Bob has signed out of MSN
D says (12:30):
YOU PEICE OF SHIT HOW DARE YOU FUCKING PULL A SENSORED ON ME

= To pull a Sensored
by dicklord July 8, 2009
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Santorum Surge

A unexpected and/or explosive gushing of "santorum." Frequently caused by post coital flatulence.
After Tom had a santorum surge in my bed, I had to change my sheets
by CptFitz January 6, 2012
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