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Senioritis

A deadly disease that strikes high school seniors. This disease makes seniors wear really smelly clothes, over styling their hair and the boys don't care about shaving anymore. It also allows seniors to make excuses for not coming to school repeatedly and it also allows them to party and get drunk as hell like college kids until they get in trouble with the police. Only cures are to put them in college or graduation.
Junior: Hey man, where have you been? I haven't seen you at school for two months.
Senior: Dude, I have Senioritis. I don't give a shit about my grades anymore.
by AdomC March 21, 2015
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senior

Last year of high school. Basically there to tear shit up. Last chance to not give a fuck before stepping out into the real world. Last homecomings. Last chance to play sports for some of us. Last chance to show people who you are. The year where you go balls out.
Freshmen girl- "OMG is he a senior?!"
Other freshmen girl-"yes"
Freshmen girl 1-"What a badass"
by marissaandjosh;D July 23, 2012
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A unexpected and/or explosive gushing of "santorum." Frequently caused by post coital flatulence.
After Tom had a santorum surge in my bed, I had to change my sheets
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Santos

He's the type of guy that you don't want to mess with. He acts like he doesn't care but deep inside he cares a lot. He jokes around all the time but still loves the woman that he's with. He gives the best hugs and the best kisses. No one can never be like him. He'll never cheat on you with anyone. He's a faithful guy and will always be by your side no matter what. He'll buy you many things that you never asked him to buy. He's the sweetest and cutest guy.
Her: where's my santos?
by Nadine3 April 9, 2017
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Senior Aura

The Senior Aura is an ability granted to high school seniors to be able to walk through crowds of lower classmen without having the senior to move around the group or to force the senior to get through. This ability should not be abused by seniors and should be exercised with caution. This ability should never ever be performed by fellow seniors.

Also, black people are immune to this ability for obvious reasons.
Steven is walking down the hallway and sees a group of freshmen walking towards him. He is by himself, but he does not fear the larger group in front of him. He knows that he can simply use his Senior Aura in order to get through. As soon as he takes the initiative, the group of freshmen gradually move out of the way for him much like the miracle at the Red Sea performed by Moses.
by Makola January 2, 2009
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Senior Project

The root of all evil.

Project devised by school boards to increase the high school teen suicide rate exponentially.
Senior Project is like water boarding, its so boring and pointless you feel like you want to be drowning.
by Johann Hegg April 21, 2009
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Juana Santos

The Juana santos will come.
by The one and only May 13, 2014
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