Take the Scenic Route

The act of driving on less travelled back roads and neighborhood streets to avoid cops. Done when the driver is drunk, or has warrants, or has a hit out on him.

Guy 1: Man I was sooo wasted last night. My gf was still sleeping when I got home thank god.

Guy 2: You drove drunk!? Stupid move man you get pulled over for a DUI and they pull all your warrents you are FUCKED

Guy 1: Dont worry mate I know to take the scenic route home.

by sp4nkr March 24, 2009

Seneca Highschool

A highschool in Tabernacle, New Jersey. The student count is a little over 1200 students. Only about 14 students are black. However, this school awesome enough for it's students to break at least one record every year and send a hitman to dropkick and set on fire anyone who thinks otherwise.

I go to Seneca Highschool, because it is awesome.

by Ruddz February 8, 2010

Senile

A person who acts and looks like JOE BIDEN

Uncle bob is slurring words over there he might be senile

by anonymous December 6, 2020

senile turnmentia

When the old guy in the car in the left turn lane in front of you has his right turn signal blinking.

OMG, he's got the wrong turn signal on again…must be a severe case of senile turnmentia...

by tanker177 February 18, 2011

Senile sandwich

When seated between two geezers, and forced to hear inane and/or poorly heard conversations.

I was in a senile sandwich on the plane ride home, seated between two old ladies who couldn't hear each other's conversation.

by dream luvva April 6, 2015

sanic fast

Sanic Fast is a term used in reference to speed.

Mom, you're driving so slow, we gotta go Sanic Fast!

Oh man, Dad's mashing his keyboard Sanic Fast!

by SanicFast14 August 20, 2015

Semicandid

When you know photos are being taken, you're prepared, but the photo you chose wasn't one you were particularly prepared/posing for.

Aww you like that photo? It was totally #Semicandid :')

by CharmingChurro314 June 29, 2017