Selfishie

A selfie taken by an unattractive person.

Tell your hideous sister to stop posting selfishies, so I can regain my appetite.

Steve Buscemi knows better than to take a selfishie. A face like that should not be celebrated.

by David B. Weingarten March 5, 2014

selfish

Caring all for oneself, such as one's own pleasures, wellbeing or advantage without regard for others.

Stoic hands someone a helping hand and someone comes in only helping itself, eating fine chocolates, wearing a tweed suit jacket, and using his own gold calculator, he's selfish!

by badmouth July 8, 2018

selfishlature

A governing body that makes laws for the few people who are IN the governing body as a way to make money for themselves.

"The last bill through Congress made money only for the members of Congress. The average person will not profit, in fact they will most likely pay. That is what we get if we let the selfishlature run the country"

by Brenna Urban May 10, 2007

Selfish

A Man named FADI is more likely to be a Selfish Man !

Wow, Fadi’s are so selfish !

by Obeypocahontass November 24, 2019

Asexual Selfishness

Pushing those who are interested in you away as you don't feel the same way towards them. Even though you know you'll enjoy yourself while in the relationship. Suffered by those you aren't actually asexual but claim to be.

Meghan: He doesn't love me, why?
Jim: Steve is 'apparently' asexual and isn't interested, he has asexual selfishness, for sure

by dirtydouble October 3, 2016

Selfish Walrus

The act of being a selfish person, as compared to a walrus that happens to be selfish.

Damn you Willy, share your juice, damn selfish walrus.

by Coolstorybro6969699696 November 4, 2011

Selfishy

an image of oneself taken by oneself using a digital camera while displaying an aquatic creature caught by oneself: especially used for boasting purposes on social networks

My son sent me a selfishy of himself holding the first bass he ever caught.

by annieschnitz May 3, 2014