Selective hoeing is the act of being of hoe. But not just being a hoe for anybody, you're very selective of who you send them booty pics to. For example, you could have 10 niggas in your DM's and only be picking and choosing specific ones.
Girl 1: "Damn Becky, you've been a real hoe lately."
Girl 2: "It's not just regular hoeing, it's selective hoeing."
Girl 2: "It's not just regular hoeing, it's selective hoeing."
by OmareBeach December 6, 2016
Get the selective hoeingmug. Dude, you so did selective filming on that video so it looked like the other guy beat me in Punch Out!!
by AranRyan123 May 30, 2009
Get the Selective Filmingmug. When you have many pokes to reply to on Facebook, and you choose to reply to only certain ones to save time.
Katie-I poked you months ago and you still haven't replied!
Jessie-I've been selective poking, I had too many, but you're next, I promise!
Jessie-I've been selective poking, I had too many, but you're next, I promise!
by sillyolivia April 26, 2011
Get the selective pokingmug. Selective schools are specific schools across Australia that accept 6th graders for high school when they pass the selective school test. During their time here, they may suffer from 'selective syndrome' (which can occur anytime and anywhere) where they loose their intellectuallity and succumb to the state of normallity (AKA the mainstream classes' state).
"Hey Janice, what happened to poor Carol over there. She looks a bit unstable"
"Oh don't worry about her, she's got selective syndrome. It'll wear off sooner or later"
"Well I hope it does, since we have a maths test next period"
"Oh don't worry about her, she's got selective syndrome. It'll wear off sooner or later"
"Well I hope it does, since we have a maths test next period"
by im.notgay May 10, 2019
Get the selective syndromemug. When you decide to capitalize certain proper nouns based on whether or not you like the person, place, or thing.
"I really enjoy the Keith Olbermann show."
"Cool, how do you feel about the Sean Hannity show?"
"I hate sean hannity."
"Using selective capitalization, huh?"
"Indeed."
"Cool, how do you feel about the Sean Hannity show?"
"I hate sean hannity."
"Using selective capitalization, huh?"
"Indeed."
by MRMEX July 8, 2009
Get the selective capitalizationmug. by Smokeweed420nuggah February 2, 2010
Get the Selection Saturdaymug. When your friend does something you find hilarious, but you know if your sworn enemy did the exact same thing it wouldn't be funny, it'd be cringy af
Tammy: "Maybe we should laugh at her jokes too, we're being hypocrites."
Stacy: "It's not hypocrisy, it's selective enjoyment."
Stacy: "It's not hypocrisy, it's selective enjoyment."
by Fabijoow May 14, 2020
Get the Selective Enjoymentmug.