Attention Seeking Whore

Someone who likes to use whoring to get attention

Katie is an attention seeking whore.

by OnlyTheOne August 22, 2011

Seeding Porn

When one has finished downloading porn/pr0n and leave the files available so other may download (upload) said porn from you. Usually done with bit torrent and helps to boost your uplaod download ratio on particular trackers. Most sites enforce a ratio policy so others can get what they want and not have leechers.
As you can watch porn while seeding porn not only are you sharing the love - you can still feel good afterwoods!

"I need to get my ratio back up to 1:1"
"Dude, seed your porn"

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"I keep my ratio healthy by seeding porn"

by Adz0rz September 27, 2005

Seeking Validation

The act of seeing if what you’re either doing or saying is accurate using another person to bounce off of.

Yo man, he’s completely seeking validation with that.

by Infernuscryxis August 16, 2018

drain the heat seeking moisture missile

to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.

ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.

by mitch November 3, 2004

seeing-eye daughter

The job description of a female offspring who leads their sight-impaired mother around...

I had to go to the mall so I took my seeing-eye daughter with me so I could get around.

by GeeEmEff December 3, 2010

Seeing High Dog

Chaperone for when a person is far too high to function. Helps to assist them in everyday tasks, such as driving and going to Taco Bell. Not usually a role you want to have to play.

I was stuck being Joe's seeing high dog when he ripped the bong a few too many times. I didn't even get to smoke.

by GimmeYourFruitCocktail November 13, 2011

seeing your crush in a relationship

It’s the worst thing because you wish you were that other person who’s in a relationship with your crush and you just imagine life with your crush if you guys were together.

Example:

Girl: *sees crush* Hey
Boy: Hi, guess what, I asked a girl out and now she’s my girlfriend

Girl: *fake smile* ohh that’s great *really dying inside*

Boy: well anyway I have to get to class so I’ll see you later 👋

Girl: bye
Boy: * leaves*

Girl: OmG noooooooo

Friend: hey what happened

Girl: my crush has a girlfriend!!!
Friend: no way!! What!?
Girl: 😭

Only if we actually talked to our crush and if you do then well done. This is most relatable in the category of “seeing your crush in a relationship” have you ever experienced this?

by Funny & hilarious person May 12, 2018