1. (noun) An anal sex act, in which the giving partner lies to the receiving partner and tells him or her that he has ejaculated. After the receiving partner turns around to face him, the giving partner violently ejaculates into the other partner's eye. He then uses the Santorum that has accumulated on his penis to draw a cross on the forehead of the stunned receiving partner.
2. (verb) To perform said sex act.
3. (noun) The fact that Rick Santorum is still a viable presidential candidate after Super Tuesday
2. (verb) To perform said sex act.
3. (noun) The fact that Rick Santorum is still a viable presidential candidate after Super Tuesday
1. Man, that hooker made be pay double after I tried the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise.
3. In any other election, the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise would be more shocking to me, but look at the other candidates!
3. In any other election, the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise would be more shocking to me, but look at the other candidates!
by Mort459 June 16, 2012
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When a man goes into a girl's room with a camera in the middle of the night while she's sleeping and masturbates until he is about to cum. When he is on the verge of cumming, he begins recording, yells "Surprise!", waking her up, and cums on her face. He then runs away, tells all of his friends, and puts the video up on the internet.
-Yo dude what'd you do last night?
-I surprise packaged that bitch Erin.
-Yo, that shit's hilarious.
-I know dude, but I have to be in court in a couple weeks now . . .
-I surprise packaged that bitch Erin.
-Yo, that shit's hilarious.
-I know dude, but I have to be in court in a couple weeks now . . .
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I had dog shit caked in my hair from the autumn surprise in front of Mrs Jones house. Fuckin' dachshunds!!
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You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
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Ingredients and directions include:
1. Melt a cup of butter down.
2. Put a female with her ass in the air on her stomach.
3. Pour butter all over her asshole.
4. Sprinkle with powdered sugar and cinnamon or your choice of sweetness
5. Pound or enjoy.
Ingredients and directions include:
1. Melt a cup of butter down.
2. Put a female with her ass in the air on her stomach.
3. Pour butter all over her asshole.
4. Sprinkle with powdered sugar and cinnamon or your choice of sweetness
5. Pound or enjoy.
Im looking forward to my Buttered Meathole surprise after work. She has all the ingredients ready to go for a yummy time.
by Blake Dinkle June 29, 2009
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A perfect example of a SURPRISE COCKFAGS moment:
*Solid Snake appears in Super Smash Bros Brawl trailer*
Public: WTF?
Nintendo: SURPRISE COCKFAGS!
*Solid Snake appears in Super Smash Bros Brawl trailer*
Public: WTF?
Nintendo: SURPRISE COCKFAGS!
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