Scottish egg

The act of striking a woman's breasts with a wicker basket in order to produce a tartan pattern, as on a Scottish kilt.

"honey, if you don't shut that god damned mouth, I am going to give you a few Scottish eggs!"

"I met this girl last night who begged me to give her a Scottish egg!"

by giverofscottisheggs February 4, 2009

scottish resistance

1) when two sexual partners pretend that a traditional scottish kilt is a strange, cloth chastity belt, and the act of defloration is reenacted; 2) a red head that won't put out 3) a virgin girl who doesn't wear underwear but does wear really short skirts and won't have sex with you

1) too bad the pink in that kilt was actually insulation, otherwise I actually would have defeated the scottish resistance last night 2) jenny ohara is one girl who will never sleep with you, ever 3) brittany snow is one girl who will never sleep with you, ever

by yesyoudid February 26, 2011

Scottish Driver

The act of taking golf club (preferably a driver), gaining an erection, lifting one's kilt and sticking in your anal cavity. Then using your dick as a joystick to aim the golf club and tee-off.

At the driving range yesterday, Johnson pulled a Scottish Driver on us.

by Sinh November 10, 2015

scottish oven

The act of trapping a friend or partner under the sheets and then farting so hard you shit yourself, creating an odor so foul it could kill an ogre.

Greg: What did you and Jen do last night?
Bob: Oh, we watched a movie, had some popcorn and then I Scottish ovened her so hard it would make Shrek proud.

Greg: Nice!

by Jace Narcast April 13, 2016

scottish wallet

A wallet that magically disappears when the bill is due.
Colloquial Phrase - Americana Vernacular

Waiter: Here's your check.
Patron 1: 26.50, guess that'll be 13.25 a pi...
Patron 2: ...Sorry number one, I forgot my wallet @ home.
Patron 1: You have such a Scottish wallet...

by Big Bil O January 29, 2017

scrotation

1. To use one's scrotum as a flotation device.
2. To rotate or twist one's scrotum, usually causing injury. Past tense "scrotated".

My plane crashed into the ocean, and I had to perform scrotation.
I accidentally scrotated the other day, and I had to go to the hospital.

by Hnery Derpington III May 24, 2017

scottish whistle

To "play/use the Scottish whistle" is to stick your fingers down your throat in order to make yourself vomit, either to enable you to continue drinking or to ease the burden of the hangover the morning after.

"I played the Scottish whistle when I got home so I was fine the morning after"

by justmick September 9, 2018