Scrotal Eclipse

A prank, involving two male individuals, in which one is sleeping and the other one squats naked over him and wakes him to his ball bag dangling over his face, blocking any artificial light

"Jerry fell asleep already"
"LOL wake him so he doesn't miss the scrotal eclipse"

by Razor the Different September 23, 2025

Scrotal Lozenge

A person who is such an annoying asshole they are as enjoyable as a lozenge that tastes like the dirtiest scrotum.

Can you shut the fuck up you goddamn scrotal lozenge

by thunkcunt May 3, 2023

scrotal toast

When you take a sip of champagne then gingerly, GINGERLY, stretch out the scrotum in such a way as to create a bowl shape then drip the champagne into the scrotal pool and make a toast to your man cause he the best.

My husband just asked me if I could give him a scrotal toast to cheer him up.

by DeathbatForever August 9, 2023

Scrotal shower

When a partner cuts your scrotum and then said partner shakes blood from the laceration on to their sexual partner.

She lightly cut his nuts and laid down to let him scrotal shower her!

by Half_hntr September 3, 2021

Scrotal vagina

When one scrunches up the skin of the scrotum to make a mass of loose skin and then pushes their finger in to create the effect of a beefy vagina. Why one would do this remains one of life's great mysteries.

Me: Look at my scrotal vagina.
Wife: Why?

by Psuedomatt July 23, 2017

scrotal slap

Noun. The sound that is produced from the collision of any surface or object against the scrotal skin surrounding the testicles.

You can hear several scrotal slaps as Clint Eastwood initiates his morning jog.

by Sir Caseingsworth July 23, 2017

Scrotal Vomit

The act of a given person's scrotum filling with vomit

John's stomach was punched so hard, his ballsack was filled with scrotal vomit

by MI ballsaac July 5, 2022