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Scrotal Eclipse

A prank, involving two male individuals, in which one is sleeping and the other one squats naked over him and wakes him to his ball bag dangling over his face, blocking any artificial light
"Jerry fell asleep already"
"LOL wake him so he doesn't miss the scrotal eclipse"
by Razor the Different September 23, 2025
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Scrotal shower

When a partner cuts your scrotum and then said partner shakes blood from the laceration on to their sexual partner.
She lightly cut his nuts and laid down to let him scrotal shower her!
by Half_hntr September 3, 2021
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Scrotal vagina

When one scrunches up the skin of the scrotum to make a mass of loose skin and then pushes their finger in to create the effect of a beefy vagina. Why one would do this remains one of life's great mysteries.
Me: Look at my scrotal vagina.
Wife: Why?
by Psuedomatt July 23, 2017
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Scrotal Mange

A condition contracted after being off work for extended periods of time, this variation of mange, specific to the scrotum, is characterized by severe itching, hair loss, and the formation of scabs and lesions. Believed to have originated in capybaras, humans can develop this condition after they have lounged around too much.
Nathan: "What's up with Tom?"

Jason: "First week back.... he's got full-blown scrotal mange."
by N'a/t.h, October 2, 2024
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Scrotal toe

when a male wears pants that are too tight, and the impression of his balls become visible.
Wow! That male speed skater has a giant scrotal toe.
by Clarise November 28, 2020
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scrotality

similar to brutality ... when a persons own verbal, physical or mental bollocks are inflicted or threatened towards another party i such a way as to cause "scrotality" with intent to harm, defraud or cause suffering to another ...
the way he dealt with the matter like that was sheer brutal bollocks , complete scrotality. how dare that scrote inflict his bollocks views on people so brutally
by schizoprenia isnt lonely February 8, 2014
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scrotal Princess Leia

When you tie each of your balls in a scrunchie (elastic bands are also acceptable), and then rest your scrotum on someone's head in a manner that makes the person look like Princess Leia Organa.
Things got so wild last night that Chad gave Daniel a scrotal Princess Leia.

My balls are so stretched and aching from giving Wesley that scrotal Pricess Leia
by Jam-Fingers May 2, 2023
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