scrotumbleweed

An unruly mass of pubic hair, specifically that on the scrotum.

His scrotumbleweed got caught in his zipper, and things got ugly.

by Homo Erectus November 27, 2003

Scrotum

Often told that a scrotum is a urn of ashes.

He he he he scrotum! What's a scrotum? It's a urn of ashes. I don't belive you. Hey band bus do you know what a scrotum is. Hahahaha hehehe! Everyone saying it's a urn of ashes. It's not a urn of ashes.

Do you know what a scrotum is?
No I don't.
It's a urn of ashes.
What,

by BigOopsieHehe October 2, 2019

Anal Scrotum

A testicular satchel that protrudes from one's anal cavity.

Did you guys hear about Ross's anal scrotum? I'm so fucking jealous of it!

by Bro-Chay Simpson August 15, 2010

scrotum blaster

A male orgasm of gigantic proportions; the mother of all ejaculations.

"Oh boy last night with Eileen was a real scrtom blaster."

Or: "Whew, Betty's sister's a scrotum blaster."

by Gary Stutz November 26, 2006

slimy scrotum

A mixed drink, consisting of a shot of any alcohol in which the bartender's testicles have been dipped.

Girl 1: "I'll have a Sex on the Beach."
Girl 2: "Hmm, what should I have?"
Barkeep: "How about a slimy scrotum?"
Girls 1 and 2: "What's that?!"
Barkeep: "A shot of whatever you like and I dip my boys in it."

by EAT DA POO POO November 30, 2010

Scrotum Slap

A slap on the underside of the testicles. Very painful very enjoyable.

I received a scrotum slap from Wallace.

by Alec April 25, 2005

Scrotum Knight

A person who is dedicated to serving and protecting the scrotum.

Dude, he's a righteous scrotum knight!

by Ichabod Crane April 8, 2006