Schoffel wanker

A wearer of the schoffel, usually anything from a gillet to head to toe schoffel
Normally seen herded Into young farmer gatherings.

Olly looked a complete schoffel wanker today

by Dog botherer January 3, 2020

scoffield

1) A charecter from the hit TV series "Prison Break"
2) A greeting between two males

"My name is Michael Scoffield"
"Scoffield....PI!!!!!"

by Ashwath July 14, 2006

Scruff crums

Scruff Crums appear in the scruff of a bearded man (or manly woman). They appear in cases of men eating crumbly food, in which case the crums fall into the beard. The beard being a warm and delicate area on the male body, the food stays moist and preserved. And can be edible for months after it had fallen into the scruff. In the case of beverages, beer and milk can also appear in the scruff and will marinate and season the crums.

In which case a feast is upon us.

man1: "man im so hungry"
man2: "don't worry, i got some left over scruff crums you can have"
man1: "u had any beer lately"
man2: "plenty"
man1: "oh boy, im soo keen"

by Chumscruff October 19, 2009

scruff

verb

Browsing the Scruff app (iPhone & Android) for sexy gay men, bears, hunks, chasers in your neihbourhood and around the world.

Scruff is an unique and growing global community and the largest social gay app that intertwines iPhone and Android users.

When I arrived at Berlin, I checked in at Alexanderplatz and spent the whole afternoon scruffing to find someone who could show me the city.

by BEARserker January 23, 2011

scriff

Vaginal pubic stubble; usually above the vagina on the area between the pantie line and the vagina itself.

Damn, Tania's vagina is scriff loaded, it really itched my face.

by Danny Taylor January 18, 2008

scruffing

Scruffing is a sexual fetish and is generally practiced between two men. Scruffing is most commonly performed as a somewhat sado-masochistic forplay act and is usually coupled with fellatio. Though it first made it's appearance in the gay BDSM, leather, and bathhouse scenes it has begun growing in popularity in recent years. The act is performed by one partner stretching the scrotum of the reciever and using their chin stubble to "Scruff" the recievers scrotum. This causes a variable reaction dependant upon the disposition of the recieving partner. Prolonged scruffing can lead to discomfort and chaffing. Though this is primarily a homosexual act it can be performed man to woman though with the hightened sensitivity of the labia and clitoris it is not as common.

See definition. The scruffing procedure usually follows an up and down motion as if the performing partner is nodding yes.

by Chumborg September 30, 2006

SCRUFFMAN

A Canadian who likes to pleasure Lumberjacks on his vacations. A general dod:s noob or hacker. An all around fag who likes large hairy men to have sex with.

What a Scruffman, he skips like a fairy through the woods of British Columbia.

by 2BaKeD September 20, 2008