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scrot scratch

An intense itching of the scrotum that men get from time

to time. It is by no means a mild itch and it must be

scratched immediately no matter where you are and who

you are with. Prolonged scratching can cause abrasions

to the sac. Although scrot scratch is a discomfort for

the sufferer the physical act of scratching gives much

satisfaction and is extremely adictive.
James:Did you here about steve?

Pat: No.

James:Last night he was about to have a threesome but got the scrot scratch and had to claw at his baws,while the two lassies were in the room.They thought he had an STD after that and wouldn't go near him all night.

Pat: Lets save him the pain and pretend that he went all the way. Since its his birthday.
by KCIRTAP NOSNEVETS April 14, 2010
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head scratchies

The act of scratching a friends head, usually when they are depressed, drunk, or high. There is a rumored second G Spot on one's head which can be stimulated through the act of head scratchies, and therefore should be something not done in public.
Nikki: I've been feeling pretty down since I found out I was pregnant, can you give me head scratchies?
Erin: Sure thing, you better pay me back though!
by prepsterbitchezz March 10, 2011
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pussy scratch

A state of being. A pussy with claws.
Ashleigh is being such a pussy scratch today... Wonder what got into her?
I went to Robin's house last night and her cat Vernon was being such a pussy scratch.

Kim takes it up her pussy scratch.
by harriscorley February 3, 2017
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Making Scratch

When you are working minimum wage.

(A.k.a working at dead end jobs like Walmart and McDonalds)
Guy 1: bro you got any money?

Guy 2: yeah but i gotta pay them bills brah
Guy 1: come on dude, I swear i pay you back?!?!
Guy 2: Dude, sorry man but im Making Scratch.
by WATSZITOYA October 9, 2017
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Pork scratching

When a guy gets the perfect pinch, roll, scratch technique in just the right spot on his balls. This is the greatest pleasure a man can feel.
Omg yes I just got the best pork scratching
by Lord McCready October 9, 2020
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The Itchy-Scratchys

When using narcotic pain killers prescribed by a doctor, such as Morphine or Oxycodone. One unpleaseant side effect (Some people enjoy it too) is "The Itchy-Scratchys". This is when you feel itchy all over your body and face and sometimes it feels "So Good" or "Heavenly" to scratch the skin where it itches that you can break the skin and still want to scratch it because it itches so bad.
Wow, after taking one of my Morphine 200mg pills i have "The Itchy-Scratchys" like a mother****er!
by Darrell Abott December 29, 2008
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scrunchie

a legendary hair tie used to put a girls entire outfit together
stranger 1: what is in her hair
stranger 2: a scrunchie
by MonkeyMan11 January 25, 2019
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