scottish missile 

when you dont have sex for a long time and you finally do, your bust is so powerful that it blows the chick away from you.

i scottish missiled her last night

scottish missile by bob family November 26, 2004

Scottish Typewriter 

A sexual act in which the male dips his hairy nuts into a jar of ink. After his nutsack is darkened with ink, he proceeds to smack them against a woman's breasts, attempting to form letters and perhaps even words.

Susan: Hey Tracy, what's that you've got on your chest? That looks like a pretty big bruise!

Tracy: Not quite, Mike got me with the Scottish Typewriter last night.

Scottish Typewriter by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009

Scottish Kiss 

Alternate name for a Headbutt. When you strike another person in the face with your forehead.

Johnny gave Bob a Scottish Kiss after Bob pinched Johnny's girlfriend on the arse.

Scottish Kiss by AmeriCanadian February 6, 2007

Scottish underwear 

Commando; no underwear. Originating from the ancient tradition of wearing nothing under your kilt.

"I'm wearing scottish underwear today; I love the nice breeze"

Scottish underwear by Sweet D. April 8, 2008

scottish coffee filter 

An alternative to tea bagging in online games. It involves pantomiming the act of defecating into the mouths of your fallen foes, while describing the event in detail over voice-chat.

"Yo man, why you grimacing? You gettin' tea bagged in Halo?"
"Worse! I'm getting the scottish coffee filter!"

scottish coffee filter by Ravenpoe April 22, 2009

scottish twins

Twins that are 18 months apart in birth, scott-irish twins are 18 months apart too.

We are not Irish twins, but scottish twins, we are 18 months apart in birth. We gave mum a break:)

scottish twins by SealTeamwon June 2, 2018

Scottish Buttpipe 

The act of shoving a bike pump up a girls ass and inflating her stomach then you shove a flute up her ass and begin playing the scottish buttpipe

Wow, I fell asleep last night listening to Nick give that Bitch a Scottish Buttpipe

Scottish Buttpipe by Noahkinseth January 20, 2009