scotland

an imaginary "country" above england,,does not exist, is part of the UK

me:wtf do i have to do?
friend:make up an imaginary country,, like scotland.

by raiderssuck234 February 20, 2009

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Home to countless proud acts of history, to many beacons of humanity, yet, in the words of Billy Connolly, "can't even find a decent culture to be colonised by".
The English Canada.
Self-derogatory ,quasi-intellectual, left-wing, beautiful, shit weather.

"You come from Scotland? You speak really good English"

by European June 11, 2006

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SCOTLAND

A country being nicely subsidised by the English taxpayer by using what little remains of the mainly English owned energy reserces (check your maps my ginger chums). This vast subsidy enables only Scottish students to have a free education and become the accountants/ actuaries /auditors of the world. The vast chip that most Scots have on their shoulder about the English is results what is medically known as a 'burns hunch'. The result is being even more bitter, twisted and miserly and blaming all the worlds ills on everyone else.

The deligtful irony is that most Scots speak a version of English and their favourite sport is football? (of course invented by the English).

Oh and the proclaimers (hahahaha!)

England 4 Scotland 0

by fatttyballaty July 14, 2006

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