scotland

an imaginary "country" above england,,does not exist, is part of the UK

me:wtf do i have to do?
friend:make up an imaginary country,, like scotland.

by raiderssuck234 October 16, 2008

scotland

Home to countless proud acts of history, to many beacons of humanity, yet, in the words of Billy Connolly, "can't even find a decent culture to be colonised by".
The English Canada.
Self-derogatory ,quasi-intellectual, left-wing, beautiful, shit weather.

"You come from Scotland? You speak really good English"

by European October 29, 2003

SCOTLAND

A country being nicely subsidised by the English taxpayer by using what little remains of the mainly English owned energy reserces (check your maps my ginger chums). This vast subsidy enables only Scottish students to have a free education and become the accountants/ actuaries /auditors of the world. The vast chip that most Scots have on their shoulder about the English is results what is medically known as a 'burns hunch'. The result is being even more bitter, twisted and miserly and blaming all the worlds ills on everyone else.

The deligtful irony is that most Scots speak a version of English and their favourite sport is football? (of course invented by the English).

Oh and the proclaimers (hahahaha!)

England 4 Scotland 0

by fatttyballaty July 13, 2006

Scotland the Brave

The most awesome song ever played on bagpipes. Made the Nazis tremble with fear in World War II.

Nazi: We're about to take over the planet Earth!
Scottish Piper: (starts playing Scotland the Brave)
Nazi: OH CRAP

by the angie November 26, 2011

SCOTLAND FOREVER

THE LOUDEST THING YOU WILL EVER HEAR

search up on UTube SCOTLAND FOREVER and click on the vid with a scottish flag

hey wanna here something cool??

Yeah i do
Its kinda quiet tho so im going to turn the volume up and keep your ear next to it
ok
SCOTLAND FOREVER

by SubtoThePurplePotatoonYouTube October 30, 2019

Scotland Yard

A yard that is in a land that is Scot.

Get off my Scotland Yard!

by Mister Eye-No-Awl April 09, 2016

Blast Scotland

A sexual act/Prank preformed on a male by another male that requires ejaculating on ones scrotum while sleeping with out detection.

Dude Jake is gonna Blast Scotland on Bobby over there!

by Ben Boi January 11, 2016