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bed shitter

A person that is somewhat of a complete failure, does not do tasks well, might as well be a 4 year old child
John, my roommate, is such a bed shitter, he cried after I complained to him about taking 3 hours to do the dishes which were still not clean.

Tracy officially shit the bed, she crashed her moms car while drinking and driving, what a bed shitter
by James the James August 19, 2006
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Raging ass raper in the shitter

A guy who pulls out the toilet in your house while your not home and puts in a fake toilet so that he can fit inside it. Later when you go to tke a shit, he rapes you anally and ragingly.
Husband: WHO THE FUCK IS INSIDE MY GOD DAMN TOILET?!
Wife: Oh, that's just a raging ass raper in the shitter.
by t-niggs432 October 18, 2006
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Shitternets

The compound of the words shit and internet wisely put together to express ones anger in how truly bad their internet connection is.
Dave: Hey Paul, are you gonna download the whole first season of LOST online?
Paul: Nope, I can't. My shitternets are just too slow.
by mrmcpowned January 20, 2011
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Scatter quail

The act of defecating. When you’re taking a dump and it flies out of you as if you released caged quail and almost makes a fluttering noise.
Dude I just scattered quail and stained the porcelain!

Did you see what Joey did to the bathroom? It looks like someone threw brownie mix at the toilet. Dude we call that scattering quail!

Bro I just scattered quail!!!

Man after that buffet I need to scatter quail.
by The gray fox August 31, 2019
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Shitterstock

A fee-based online resource available using an app that offers endless stock photographs and videos of shit and people shitting.
Shitterstock fans have been known to call it the Greatest Shitshow on Earth!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 14, 2021
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Grammar Shitter

A person who:
1. Doesn't know the difference between (your, you're)/(their, there, they're)/ (its, it's).
2. Gets upset when someone corrects their grammar and says something along the lines of "Grammar police" and "wow your that type of guy" and "nobody cares, its the internet" (notice how it's all wrong)
3. Won't just say thanks, edit their post, and move along (aka hella prideful despite being wrong)
Wow the advertisement guy's a grammar shitter. He wrote "The first of it's kind."

Grammar Shitters are downgrading the quality of English in the world. They won't accept their errors and get upset at people for properly using English grammar.
by Romsicle March 4, 2019
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Shitters Alley

A bad state of being. Often has to do with ones living situation. Often, an upstanding or wealthy individual who has gone from riches to rags, lost purpose, a job, family, or become an addict.
After my bosses wife and kids left him, he began to drink and now lives in one bedroom apartment on "Shitters Alley".
by Macrent2 September 28, 2009
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