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Schneider

An extremely creepy person; usually referred to as a man, but can also be a woman. Comes from the actor, Rob Schneider, who is rather creepy looking. Funny, but creepy.
"Who is that lurking in the darkness?"
"Eeeew, what a schneider!"

"Wow, that guy in the car next to us is such a schneider. He keeps staring!"

"Why are molesters always schneiders? Like, why do they always look super creepy?"
by sugarrrbby March 5, 2010
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Schnide

You are packing some schnide beef
by Nerox January 14, 2007
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schneider cider

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Pee
Urine
Weewee
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Piddle

Whatever the fuck you want to call it
"nigg,you ready"
"shit i gotta pee yo'
"nigga take a fucking schneider cider and get your ass back here"
by Fuck_Da_Force2 June 13, 2009
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Schnide

A girl that lets you make sex on her with no feelings attached - emotions are often secretly involved, but only for 1 party (usually the shneided not the shneider)
Group - "Let's rage tonight boys, Guido finally got off the schnide!
Guido (at 3 am) - "Bro, the schnide is coming to scoop"
Zach - "God Bri is the archetype schnide"
by Oakley G. August 30, 2016
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Scniderizing

1) critisizing a person, group, or thing
2) stealing an object from someone or something
1) Is Billy Bob schniderizing that piece of art from african american history?
2) Julia is scniderizing Mark's masterpiece of art.
by Scniderist6863 November 20, 2010
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Schneidering

1) the act of agressively yet gracefully and succesfully diving out of a window which stands 2 or more stories above the ground.
2) sucessfully evading....anything
3) the act of doing,making,or achieving anything awesome
To escape the fire, Tod Schneidered to safety
Schneidering
by actavios September 5, 2012
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schneiderance

The journey of shedding ignorance and cultivating tolerant understanding.
I ask questions and listen to criticism in order to pursue schneiderance and expand my horizons.
by itsschneider June 27, 2016
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