Schmacked

Soooo fucking high you can’t move your sooo fucked up and gonna die llll I’m high as fuck while typing this and I might green out holy shot

Omg guys I’m fucking schmacked yoooo

by Shdhdjdjdjxjxdnjddjdjdjdjdjxj September 18, 2020

Carol Schmucker

Enchanterist, mysterious un obtainable gift from the Gods. Whom may only be posesed by one man. That man Katfish Billy is the most hated envied man on the planet. Use caution when approaching you will be mesmerized and lost in the glow of her spell ,left helpless and unable to escape her charm.

That girl I just met is a Carol Schmucker, I'm powerless in her presence and tortured without it.i can never escape it.

by Leftpowerlessby her June 11, 2018

schmackable

Extremely delicious, especially when ate high.

Jimmy: mmmm: those twix bars I ate yesterday were so schmackable

by TheOGWolfie34 September 14, 2017

Schmocker

v. To pogo stick

I liked to schmocker back in the day.

Yo schmockaba todo los dias de niño.

by Jumpee January 20, 2011

schlacker

A girl who sucks dick like a porn star, shes 5’5 and will look you in the eyes while she deepthroats your dick. She has some nice ass titties. N she rides dick like a pro

tod: yeo bro you seen SCHLACKER.
daquan: hell yea im trying to have her give me a piece of that SCHLACKER

by gubghjbh January 26, 2019

schmackin off

To be masturbating. Self pleasure

So last night I was schmackin off when my mom walked in. I blew my load instantly

by El Juan September 20, 2003

schmakenzy

what i say to my son when he acts like an ass

I'm gonna schmakenzy-you better run!!!

by Steven B September 3, 2006