scatterpoo

When one takes a dump, and the shit goes all over the place, it is referred to as a scatterpoo.

Person 1:Sorry i just did a scatterpoo in your bathroom.
Person 2:OH no it's everywhere! even on the taps

by JASON G.LAW July 4, 2006

Scotty Pimpin'

Scotty Pimpin' -- an allusion to CDR Montgomery Scott of Star Trek meaning to exergerate needs so that when you come in underbudget and undertime, you look good for the effort; to bluff

James was just Scotty Pimpin' when he said the job would take two weeks and cost 10k, so when he was done in ten days, spending 6k, he looked good and got the promotion.

by TooSick4U October 1, 2009

Pullin' a Scotty

If reference to Montgomery Scott, Mr. Scott, or Scotty of Star Trek lore. When you say a task will take longer to complete than it actually will, so that when the task is completed sooner than expected you are looked favorably upon.

Scotty told Captain Kirk that it would take 10 hours to repair the main deflector, but in reality it only took 2 hours. Scotty smiled as Captain Kirk praised the hell out of him for Pullin' a Scotty.

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Boy: Did you hear that? Bill just told his boss he couldn't complete his project report in one day, but I know for a fact that those reports only take 15 minutes.

Girl: Bill's been having a hard time with the new boss, so he was Pullin' a Scotty to get in good with him.

by R0wan August 22, 2009

Scattergun

A shotgun, as spoken by a true Texan.

Also used in place of shotgun, in reserving the front passenger seat of a vehicle.

Scott: I would go hunting with my scattergun.
Everyone else: What in the hell is a scattergun?

Me: Scattergun!
Judd: aw hex naw dewd i culled it frst.

by C-wood December 25, 2005

Satty

A small plastic resealable bag, commonly used to carry/distribute illicit drugs. (Australia)

"I dropped that satty at the bar when the cops came in."

by ExplodingBallz September 19, 2011

scotty robinson

Banging a girl hard in the ass hard right before you boot her.

In memory of a good friend.

J: So how did you do it?

D: Do what?

J: Break up with her

D: Oh I gave her a Scotty Robinson

by dhannah February 5, 2008

Scotty McCreery

The most amazing young man ever. He is an 18 year old country singer known very well for his deep, deep, lovely voice. He's the best singer in the entire world. He won Season 10 of American Idol. He now has his debut album out in stores, anywhere music is sold. It's called Clear As Day and you will be sorry if you dont buy it. Im in love with him. He's cute, down to earth, caring, sweet, and has a big heart, big voice, and a big smile.

Woah. That's Scotty McCreery performing at the CMA Awards!

by iloveScottyMcHottie November 30, 2011