Swatting

The act of cumming in someone’s ear, then placing a strawberry in it, and proceeding to blend it into a smoothie. Pour it in a nice chilled glass and consume.

Swatting is my favorite way to get my vitamins in.

by Troxxerman April 30, 2024

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scatington

The action of sharting a little bit and rubbing it all over the nearest surface.

Joey said, "Woah man you should've seen that scatington I pulled off earlier.

by xXCountDracula420Xx May 29, 2024

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A scattling is the offspring of a Cleveland steamer massacre, involving multiple participants during the incidents. that can include anywhere from 5 - 100+ people. When this child is born, the child will permanently smell like power from Chainsaw Man (the will smell like shit)

Cleveland steamer participant 1: Yo, i think i just gave birth to a Scattling

Cleveland steamer participant 2: Yeah I know i can smell it from here

by STAtalks January 21, 2026

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Frap Shatting

When someone’s is ultimately killing your vibe.

Megan: “Let's go do keg stands over there”
Hope: “Nah dude. I have a headache”
Megan: “Stop frap shatting on me bruh”

by HuntMegs May 18, 2019

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Virtual Swatting

A false report of a serious breach in a video game that is sent to the game administrators (usually as a prank or a fit of revenge) in an attempt to get the victim suspended or banned.

Originates from the fact that swatting is the act of reporting a serious crime to an address to bring a SWAT team there

When I was logging on to play Splatoon the other day, I got a message saying that I was banned for being unsportsmanlike. I did nothing wrong; I was merely playing the game fairly and not taunting. It was just pure skill.

Upon a subsequent investigation after I appealed the ban, they found out that it was indeed a false report, so it was merely a Virtual Swatting

by ErPhox05 July 13, 2025

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