Scattlingcum

When someone shits scat an cum out of their ass with a high rate of fire per seconds.

After I came in her butthole she released her 100 RPS scattlingcum on the wall.

by DanTheBanan October 10, 2017

Scattling

A scattling is the offspring of a Cleveland steamer massacre, involving multiple participants during the incidents. that can include anywhere from 5 - 100+ people. When this child is born, the child will permanently smell like power from Chainsaw Man (the will smell like shit)

Cleveland steamer participant 1: Yo, i think i just gave birth to a Scattling

Cleveland steamer participant 2: Yeah I know i can smell it from here

by STAtalks January 21, 2026

slandling

The process of one's anal hair being plucked.

My girl and I spent a large amount of our time slandling the other night.

by Jordasaurus April 6, 2008

Scantini

A Twisted tea rank down to the bottom of the neck of the bottle and refilled with vodka.

Twisted Teas are good but a real man drinks scantinis.

by Donson May 20, 2008

scaling the mullet

the act of masturbation

i went fishing and didnt catch a thing so i was just scaling the mullet

by ryansmith June 1, 2011

Scanning The Visa

Losing your virginity, or playing the v-card. Taking somebody's virginity, like scanning their v-card.

Kevin: Dude guess what?
Ben: What?
Kevin: I just met this really hot girl, i'm gonna see her tonight.
Ben: Hmmm, are you thinking about scanning the visa?

by MistressMary October 1, 2011

Shaneling

A child made of a being called Shane, it is often spawned from nothingness but can take place in a female body, being born may cause an ice age, it is thought that Shane evolved from highly intelligent being called snlaargs, came to earth and Devolved into a mindless being of torture, he often keeps dolls of his subjects as reminders of the fact he has one in his lair

Person 1: what is that strange thing on the floor?
Person 2: oh that's a Shaneling

(Szh-ayn-l-een-g)

by Mr Kazadilla October 16, 2011